HELP ME

1: You are stalking my definitions page
2: hello, i am an adult, i am stuck under the water, pls help me
3: urban dictionary editors kidnapped me but i used epic uno reverse card on them so uh yeah.

American: is stalking my definitions page
Also American: Sees “HELP ME” as a definition

by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 4, 2022

Excruse me

Politely asking to be excused, in ebonics.

Excruse me Shantika!

by Rhetoric ebonics August 20, 2013

snowman me

Similar to bukkake. To snowman someone is to cover their body in semen so that they resemble a snowman

"Oooh baby you and your friends should snowman me tonight"

by Bennyboovapes June 12, 2017

burnt me

When you have a burning from peeing from a sexual partner

Bruhhh that bitch might have burnt me

by Og_toasters May 19, 2018

Me no do

A desperate plea of innocence

Me no do that

by Tim The Wise November 19, 2021

Broomstick me

The act of someone fucking you or putting a broomstick in your ass, asshole, butthole and etc.

Layla:*talks about hot guys*
Lizz:Romeo and Chris can broomstick me plz and thx.

by LunaBroom June 9, 2018

me oxley

A indescribable and infinite question that has been asked since the dawn of time. Am I oxley, what does it mean to be oxley. When will I know that I am ready to be oxley, will there be a sign or will I feel it in my heart. How much longer must I wait before I call truly say to myself “ ME OXLEY”.

MMe: Do you think I will ever be a me oxley?
Other: are any of us truly a me oxley.
Me: thank you.

by Imachubbyteapot July 9, 2019