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1: You are stalking my definitions page
2: hello, i am an adult, i am stuck under the water, pls help me
3: urban dictionary editors kidnapped me but i used epic uno reverse card on them so uh yeah.
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Excruse me

Politely asking to be excused, in ebonics.
Excruse me Shantika!
by Rhetoric ebonics August 20, 2013
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snowman me

Similar to bukkake. To snowman someone is to cover their body in semen so that they resemble a snowman
"Oooh baby you and your friends should snowman me tonight"
by Bennyboovapes June 12, 2017
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burnt me

When you have a burning from peeing from a sexual partner
Bruhhh that bitch might have burnt me
by Og_toasters May 19, 2018
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Me no do

Me no do that
by Tim The Wise November 19, 2021
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Broomstick me

The act of someone fucking you or putting a broomstick in your ass, asshole, butthole and etc.
Layla:*talks about hot guys*
Lizz:Romeo and Chris can broomstick me plz and thx.
by LunaBroom June 9, 2018
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me oxley

A indescribable and infinite question that has been asked since the dawn of time. Am I oxley, what does it mean to be oxley. When will I know that I am ready to be oxley, will there be a sign or will I feel it in my heart. How much longer must I wait before I call truly say to myself “ ME OXLEY”.
MMe: Do you think I will ever be a me oxley?
Other: are any of us truly a me oxley.
Me: thank you.
by Imachubbyteapot July 9, 2019
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