Broomstick me

The act of someone fucking you or putting a broomstick in your ass, asshole, butthole and etc.

Layla:*talks about hot guys*
Lizz:Romeo and Chris can broomstick me plz and thx.

by LunaBroom June 9, 2018

me oxley

A indescribable and infinite question that has been asked since the dawn of time. Am I oxley, what does it mean to be oxley. When will I know that I am ready to be oxley, will there be a sign or will I feel it in my heart. How much longer must I wait before I call truly say to myself “ ME OXLEY”.

MMe: Do you think I will ever be a me oxley?
Other: are any of us truly a me oxley.
Me: thank you.

by Imachubbyteapot July 9, 2019

burnt me

When you have a burning from peeing from a sexual partner

Bruhhh that bitch might have burnt me

by Og_toasters May 19, 2018

This Is Definitely Me

A phrase used to describe a very obvious thing about yourself to annoy people around you

Hey guys, this is definitely me when I’m sitting down on the couch.

by Rumple Bumpkin July 20, 2020

me-mail

Where you email yourself so that you can pick up documents at other computers.

"How are you going to get that work into school?"
"No worries. I'll just me-mail it to my school address."

by Alien Muffins July 18, 2009

Compel me

Compel me is another word for “make me” when your man/girl says you can’t say make me anymore so say compel me instead :)

Him: stop saying “make me”

Her: fine, compel me ;)

Him: oop-

by Daddy’sPrincess02 August 5, 2020

internet me

When someone's cellphone is broken and therefore needs to be contacted through the internet.

Facebook status update: phone is broken. internet me.

by Draco723 April 14, 2012