Junkie john

Junkie john, is a Scottish term for an alcoholic who has a horrible wife and is known for terrorising people with a meat mullet.

"See that junkie john, he is back on the wreck the hoose juice"

by Mr pineapple February 3, 2017

john swift

1. a sexy mofo who knows whats up.
2. smokes weed everyday. literally.

He is a total John Swift

by mynameiswhatpseudonym May 6, 2016

DAMN JOHN

an expression that shows surprise

Damn John. She fell off the balcony

by ASAP is a Rockefeller December 28, 2018

John Cummins

John Cummins refers to a person who has walked in on their parents having sex

He's gone and pulled a John Cummins

by johncrooked69 May 14, 2015

JOHN HOLE

someone who describes their anus as a male cunt.
i.e. likes it up the back pipe.

Man, that guy is such a john hole.

by doyle12345 December 29, 2008

John Out

When a person taking about eating massive amounts of food at all you can eat, for hours on end. But then stops before finishing their first plate when the time comes.

"You better not John out again at the buffet tonight, that's just tossing your money away"

by Kiwiikins August 30, 2016

john micheal

A cute boy who likes a girl but doesnt tell her.annoying but an awesome friend to have.smart,athletic,funny.doesnt like girl that are weird or tall.he can be short but an amazing boy.his can get in trouble alot but he doesnt care makes a girl laugh and smile😘😘

Girl:who is that?
Friend:ohh thats john micheal

Girl:his cute!
Friend:then go talk to him
Girl:hi my name is ????? Nice to to meet you
John micheal:hi im john micheal but people call me john
John micheal:your cute!!

by Ana.xo November 7, 2017