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No. It isn’t is it? See, I kind of vaguely remembered telling you all that what you’re doing doesn’t work. And what did you do? You just went and did it anyway because you thought you were better than me.
Hym “Oh? Is the thing I said wasn’t working... I donno... not working? Is that what’s happening here? Because I said people were doing it and explained to you why it wasn’t going to work and what did you do? You signed off on it and are now surprised that Captain-Always-Right is right again. If there is no recourse than only one option remains. It isn’t indefinite slavery at the hands of the tyrannical state that abides the very acts it condemns. What’s my only option here?”

Dr. Jeepjorp “...”

Hym “AHP!” 😑☝️“You were going to say something other than the only option that remains weren’t you. Have you tried, I donno, creating someone kind of recourse that gives me more than one option? No. No you didn’t do that. You just doubled down. And now you’re trying to withhold it from me. So, how about we try something new? Have you tried punishing the whores? That sounds like a good idea. I like this plan. Because we all know the definition of insanity. And you’re all doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different response. I, on the other hand, have tried to reason with you but to no avail. You don’t listen. That’s you’re problem. That’s the problem with everyone even remotely like you. So convinced of your own righteousness. Drunk on your own moral certitude. Why should I let you sit on a double-standard and feint the moral high ground? An easy enough question to answer. I shouldn’t. So I won’t.”
by Hym Iam September 27, 2022
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I Used to Work in Chicago

A drinking song sang by Rugby types. Usually in the format of call and response chanting about doing misogynistic things to a woman coming into a store and asking for different items. You can be very inventive with this chant, especially after a few pints....
Person: One day a woman into the store asking for a hammer
Chorus: A hammer from the store?
Person: A hammer she wanted, nailed she got!
Chorus: Oh I used to work in Chicago in an old department store, i used to work in Chicago I don't work there anymore.
by chigman452 September 30, 2022
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That's how this works, you can throw him/her

A phrase used to justify the throwing of short people during Throw short people month.
Person1: Wait, you can't just throw her, it's disrespectful
Person2: Yes you can, it's Throw short people month
Person 3: Yeah, That's how this works, you can throw him/her
by rammicam October 3, 2022
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Poppin Works

When you know a holiday is happening and you want to pop fireworks to annoy others.
Hey, the neighbors won't stop Poppin Works. Even when it's a holiday or not they refuse the stop
by DJDopeTope December 31, 2021
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Pretty work

A universal term used by sportfisherman to dignify: organization, cleanliness, good actions, opportunities successfully executed, etc. on the high seas.
Yep, there ya go, pretty work… got em on the edge… went 2/3, easy livin.
by Luna$&@1 January 12, 2022
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Work Daddy

The title you give someone who gives the best oral sex you've ever had in your life.
by Hotmomma123456 January 14, 2022
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Work the circle

A phrase meaning to efficiently accomplish a task by being the outlier of a choactic or upredictable scenario, similiar to how hyenas or wolves herd their prey .
WAITER: "Table 1 and 3 want their plates abd two is undecided what ahould i do?
Manager: Work the circle, take order from table one and three then go back to two.
by Capuchin for Hire January 16, 2022
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