F-mud

Similar to fml but stands for f* my useless (university) degree.

The person using the phrase F-mud more likely than not is a pragmatist and understands that their social science degree is worth almost absolutely nothing unless it's followed by a master's degree in something like law.

by Sexydimma December 12, 2022

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Deepest Darkest Mud

think realistically, if you were telepathic, but still broke, genuinely having the potential to get a job in the field of telepathy, because you’re for one, telepathic. for two, unusual. for three, in the mud. for four?.. new. how would you feel? this is the deepest darkest mud, and the most dangerous mud. to the environment around the mud, and you (actually inside the mud). don’t get in the deepest darkest mud.

Human-1: dude, we’re in seem deep mud.

Human-2: dude we are. i’m probably in the Deepest Darkest Mud.

Human-1: i empathize with that.

Human-2: thats impossible, what? - in mind-

( can you hear my thoughts )
Human-1: - in Human 2’s mind -

( yeah bro.. why are you listening to country . music in there ? )
Human-2: - in mind -

( uhh this is embarrassing bro leave )
Human-1: - in Human 2’s mind -

( whatever, you definitely . bitch made )

by smoke.knows.more January 1, 2023

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mud boobies

When a girls boobs aren't dense or firm they're just squishy like a bag of mud

They're not that great she's got mud boobies

by Mi_Rooster January 19, 2017

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mud

mud is another way of saying lame , shit , ugly or yuck

1. That video game is mud - as in lame
2. Their pies are mud at that shop - as in yuck
3. She don't like you because you're mud - as in ugly or shit

This word is used in new zealand

by ByKare October 18, 2018

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