Jam band

N. If a blanket excuse, issued as a shrug, was a music genre. Very similar to someone presenting an unexceptional thing as being exceptional purely upon the merit that it has been presented.

Put a jam band in a garage in a suburb on a Sunday night at 10:01, someone is gonna call the cops because “c’mon guys, enough is enough, already.” But, if you post flyers, charge admission, and make the jam band loud enough—they magically stop being a noise ordinance violation in Vermont, and start being Bonnaroo.

“Dude, have you heard the latest CD of the local jam band?”

*shrug*

by caznamorac June 25, 2022

Animal Jam

Jam made of animals, or a game for 5 year old wolf LARPers

Closet furry: *Barks and howls looks at Patricia*

Patricia: Pls give diamonds

Animal Jam

by Mrmomodad March 16, 2022

Wank Jam

The inevitable product of a 5 knuckle shuffle.

Delicious jam or preservative made with the bi-product of spanking the monkey

"Stroked the salami last night and got wank jam everywhere"

"Do we have anything to put on toast?"
"Just a bit of wank jam left in the cupboard."

"Spilled so much wank jam In my gfs mouth she went full angry on me!"

by Kik455 April 8, 2022

Jim jam jubally

The act of eating your own cum out of a vagina after you ejaculate.

Once big Jim nutted he preformed a Jim jam jubally

by The fruit house September 10, 2021

jams

something that jimin of bts does not have.

come on, you must have some jams, you're not jimin, after all.

by princess jin March 19, 2017

toe jam

a natural drug, harvested from smelly toenails, made up of sock fluff and sweat

Commonly inhaled through the nose, side effects include hallucinating, pissing, shitting and cumming at random. Over 60% of Americans die from overdosage each year.

"yo dude share some of that toe jam"
-"yeah man have a whiff'
"ooooooooh fuck i just came"
-"good shit man"

by kerdunskool November 15, 2020

Jim Jam

dick

jim jams dick is small

by short e July 9, 2022