An insulting phrase used in a derogatory manner toward someone who affiliates with people or adheres to policies that you believe make no sense, or are against your own way of thinking or living.
Jonathan: "Moe's has the best tacos this side of the Atlantic ocean."
Sarah: "Your horse eats sand! Chipotle is definitely where it's at."
Sarah: "Your horse eats sand! Chipotle is definitely where it's at."
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by Light Joker July 23, 2005
Get the (straight) from the horse's mouth mug.When telling somebody off, especially those who offend you in all senses (odour, appearance, tone of voice, impression of Tony Danza, etc.) you can say "Fuck you and your horse!" This basically states that you hate everything about them, because the "horse" is an analogy for what they bring with them. This meaning is strong mostly because you also hate their "horse" just because they own it, and for no other reason. You can also add-on things that they like, do, or carry around with them, this adds a personalization.
You:"Oh shit it's Johnson. I hate that guy."
Friend:"You should tell him off."
You:"Hey, Johnson!"
Johnson:"Yeah?"
You:"Fuck you and your horse."
Friend:"And your fucking coffee!"
<A man budges you in line at the supermarket>
You: Hey <taps guy on shoulder> You budged me.
Guy:Yeah, so what?
You: So fuck you and your horse. Back of the line, asshole.
<A person is next to you on the transit, talking on the phone way too loud>
You:Hey, Chatty Kathy!
CK: one sec-- Yeeah?
You: Fuck you, your horse, and your cell phone.
Friend:"You should tell him off."
You:"Hey, Johnson!"
Johnson:"Yeah?"
You:"Fuck you and your horse."
Friend:"And your fucking coffee!"
<A man budges you in line at the supermarket>
You: Hey <taps guy on shoulder> You budged me.
Guy:Yeah, so what?
You: So fuck you and your horse. Back of the line, asshole.
<A person is next to you on the transit, talking on the phone way too loud>
You:Hey, Chatty Kathy!
CK: one sec-- Yeeah?
You: Fuck you, your horse, and your cell phone.
by off.a.plane June 2, 2010
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most don't know that john wilkes booth received the horse cum death sentence after killing honest abe.
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Basically self explanatory.
Used in the episodes of Dr. Tran.
Basically self explanatory.
Used in the episodes of Dr. Tran.
"I think you really suck and you should just like go die."
"Oh really? Well, you're a stupid little bitch."
"Umm, did anyone ever tell you you're a really BIG cockface?"
"Go eat some hickory smoked horse buttholes."
"Oh really? Well, you're a stupid little bitch."
"Umm, did anyone ever tell you you're a really BIG cockface?"
"Go eat some hickory smoked horse buttholes."
by poopy bunghole August 12, 2008
Get the hickory smoked horse buttholes mug.1:One who publically masturbates, then proceeds to fuck horses. 2: An insult that will single-handedly catch off guard, and complealty shock the receiver of this insult.
1. Some Guy: Look at that public-mastur..... Oh no! No! No! No! Now he's fucking a horse! That public-masturbating-horse-fucker! 2. Guy 1: You're a douche-bag! Guy 2: You're a public-masturbating-horse-fucker! Guy 1: *falls over, and dies of shock*
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