Face humping

A peculiar form of clothes on foreplay in which one partner thrusts their groin in the face of the other. This act usually occurs in public places leaving specatators befuddled but weirdly aroused.

I hope I get drunk enough to enjoy face humping.

by Face humper November 15, 2017

Face Dominator

Its when your partner sits on your face and you can't quite breathe. Can occasionally get nasty if they fart.

Last night my wife got me in a face dominator , she wriggled so hard i thought i was going to get whiplash.

by Volp December 14, 2016

diddler face

The characteristic of an individual whose face and general appearance leads others to surmise he or she is a pedophile and may perform unlawful sexual acts on children, especially very young children.

Did you hear the news about Jared Fogle , the Subway guy?
I can't believe he was arrested for kiddie porn!
I don't know why you're surprised, he has a major case of diddler face.

by The Dude Imbibes February 23, 2017

face wheelie

The act of gurning as a result of taking good ecstacy tabs

He was off his fooking wheIlies on ecstacy, pulling a face wheelie like he was trying to chew his forehead with his bottom teeth.

by Engleflange Mcmangletrumpet March 30, 2014

Walnut Face

A person who has a very round face coupled with hair matching the color of a walnut.

Oh My God, She's SUCH a Walnut Face!

by anudimog1 June 19, 2010

Cookout Faced

A term referring to the experience after drinking large quantities of Cookout Burger's milkshakes in one sitting.

This is term is mostly used by people who don't drink alcohol. It's their equivalent of getting sh*t faced.

Customer: "Hey I would like to get a strawberry cheesecake milkshake, a banana pudding milkshake, and a peanut butter milkshake."

Cashier: "Are you asking for those separately or mixed together?"

Customer: "Separately"

Cashier: "Oh, I see, you going to bring some for your friends?"

Customer: "Nah, I'm about to get cookout faced after drinking these."

by Welcomematt June 17, 2013

bus-faced

To get intoxicated on a party bus

That girl is so bus-faced that she puked in her purse.

by BlondeHappens February 12, 2015