Cookout Faced

A term referring to the experience after drinking large quantities of Cookout Burger's milkshakes in one sitting.

This is term is mostly used by people who don't drink alcohol. It's their equivalent of getting sh*t faced.
Customer: "Hey I would like to get a strawberry cheesecake milkshake, a banana pudding milkshake, and a peanut butter milkshake."

Cashier: "Are you asking for those separately or mixed together?"

Customer: "Separately"

Cashier: "Oh, I see, you going to bring some for your friends?"

Customer: "Nah, I'm about to get cookout faced after drinking these."
by Welcomematt June 17, 2013
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shard face

When someone has a strange look on their face when they snort meth and have half of it on their lips...
Oh man look at Ian he has a serious shard face.
by Shard-o-beef December 05, 2010
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stoopid face

Can be used as a term of endearment or when upset with someone..
"Mike, I hate your stoopid, stoopid face"
"I missed your stoopid face"
by Happyfav October 25, 2007
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snatchet-facing

When 2 nasty, ugly chicks can't enough attention because they have a combination of snatch and hatchet face so they start making out in attempt to attract men, which just turns them off even more.
"That snatchet-facing at the bar last night made me want to drown those two bitches in herpe-infested water!"
by mm...hmmm August 16, 2011
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face respect

Bob: Chad had a hell of a black eye this morning. What happened to him?

Tony: He was trash-talking last night, so I gave him some face respect.

Bob: Ouch.
by Jovian09 September 19, 2010
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diddler face

The characteristic of an individual whose face and general appearance leads others to surmise he or she is a pedophile and may perform unlawful sexual acts on children, especially very young children.
Did you hear the news about Jared Fogle , the Subway guy?
I can't believe he was arrested for kiddie porn!
I don't know why you're surprised, he has a major case of diddler face.
by The Dude Imbibes February 23, 2017
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face cabbage

The face you make when something is unexpectedly shoved up your rectum and is extremely disliked.

Can be metaphorical as well.
Face Cabbage - the face you make when something is unexpectedly shoved up your rectum and is extremely disliked.

"Ewww Paul fingered my asshole last night"

"Oh no did he see your face cabbage? SHHHIIT"
by SexyFaceCabbage April 11, 2017
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