Facebook Approved

Term used about whether content should be shared publicly on Facebook or not.

Yeah, I was gonna post that picture of my bf & me kissing, it's not Facebook Approved, 'cause my gramma is on there!

by thedaisy March 23, 2011

facebook cheater

Facebook Cheater is some one who is in a relationship but friend requests someone then continually likes or comments on all their posts with the sole intention of hooking up. Devoting a good portion of their time chatting, messaging, commenting, tagging and Facebook Stalking another girl/boy in a flirtatious manner. Generally followed up by a text message or phone call with a "proposition."

Often the Facebook Cheater is undetectable by the person being cheated on because most often, the harlet is not friends with the cheatee. The Facebook affair is usually blatantly obvious to mutual friends and those who have been stalked by this individual and are no longer "on his/her radar". The cheating can go on undetected for months before a friend of the cheatee notices what's going on and tells her.

He is such a Facebook Cheater. He has hooked up with so many women through Facebook and his wife has no clue!

by Rescuechic August 29, 2014

Facebook Faggot

When someone (more often a girl) posts absolute shit online on a daily basis. This person often whines about their life, almost everyday. The regular bystander will witness this stupidity on his or her newsfeed daily. This faggotry will go on for eternity if not blocked.

FB Faggot: "I hate life."

-1 Hour later-

FB Faggot: "everything is ok now. I luv my friends! <3"

-2 hours later-

FB Faggot: "how could he do this? i thought we had somethin. wat an asshole."

A regular day for all of the Facebook Faggots

-Listens to a song-

"Oh my gosh, I should post these shitty lyrics on my wall! Then, people might think the lyrics are about me! I just want to let people how horrible my taste in music is."

FB Lyric Faggot: "ur insecure. dont kno wat 4. <3"

Commenter: "Okay, please STOP posting lyrics. No one gives a shit about those lyrics. No one. Not even your mother."

FB Lyric Faggot: "omg just ignore me then. stupid."

Commenter: "Wow, I'm surprised your reply wasn't from a song."

by Anonymous Truthteller June 10, 2013

facebook skeleton

any pics, or past facebook activity that reveals that a person is/was hideous, goofy, stupid, a loser, ect. i.e. pics via cell phone in mirror, participation in farmville,

He was cute but then I saw a pic of him from two years ago where he had hair highlights. That was one facebook skeleton he should have buried.

by Dot Woods November 7, 2010

facebook sleepover

staying up until 3 in the morning talking to someone on facebook.

I just had a facebook sleepover with Paul Shim.

by iwantyoualwaysandforever69 November 16, 2010

freeway Facebooking

The art of entering your Facebook status while driving on a major interstate.

When Tim posted that I-95 was a long boring stretch of road, I knew he was freeway Facebooking again.

by NewNettie December 14, 2009

Facebook Forgotten

When a parent/guardian forgets to pick up a child from a school due to their facebook obssession. Sometimes though a full facebook forgotten is not the outcome only resulting in a facebook second to last kid in pick up line.

Better call little Johnny's parents looks like he was facebook forgotten again.

by DowntownMikey October 17, 2010