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Ethan

Though he is forgetful and can space out from time to time he tries his best to show everyone that he is there for them
Person 1: Ethan... ETHAN!
Ethan: Huh? Yeah, yeah totally!
Person 1: What did I just say?
Ethan: Ummm.
by TTV Pugking828 January 1, 2023
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Ethan

All Ethan’s are straight up Emo and weird
Person 1: hey look that’s Ethan

Person 2: shhh hes Emo
Person 1: oh
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ethan lomax

A person who loves children or anything which shouldn't be shagged
Ethan lomax fucked a cat once
by Mini mgb April 24, 2022
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Ethan Learn

A guy with a big dick and likes animals. If you meet a Ethan Learn just know not to get on his bad side. He probably plays a-lot of games with good character development and has a-lot of pets his bestfriends are probably people with a E or R in their names. He will be the person to get a big booty goth girl or anyone who appears out of his league. But be careful when it comes to sexual things he will be able to bring it out of you. Ethan Learn does not support gays and feels strongly about it.
Hot girl 1: WOAH WHO IS THAT SEXY MAN WITH A DAD BOD!
Her friend: oh thats Ethan Learn i heard he has a big shlong
by EthanHall September 12, 2021
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Ethan

Sexy, Hot, Fine, so goshdarn cute and the most amazing and perfect person in the whole world.
by imtotallyreal April 3, 2025
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Ethan

Ethan is a very smart and nice guy. He also usually has a 10 in. long pp.
Girl: Oh my god, that Ethan guy is great!
Other girl: I heard he has a long pp!
by Tom Sauce April 21, 2020
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Ethan is skinnier than a stick but eats things the size of a whale or two commercial cola-cola trucks stacked on top of each other. Instead of getting a vacuum cleaner, I get an Ethan because he eats everything and stays the size of a portable microwave. his face is shaped like a snail's eye and his eyebrows are like vertical ssbu stages. he calls himself the Catmaster and claims he could fit in a cat cage and honestly, he's older than me by two years and he brags that he's one inch taller than me - I mean, of course, this guy thinks height is everything when he's built like a stick.
He's the type of friend to come into your room and flex the strings that are his muscles to impress you. He's the type of friend to say he's not gay, but I could've sworn he was checking out that guy from earlier. if looks and smells could kill, I'd be dead already because he smells like regurgitated cat poop.
his freckles look like someone pooped and spreaded across his skin. he overuses 'your mom' jokes and he kinda looks like your casual white boy from america-
Ethan: I'm so awesome at gaming
Sianna: Please stop it and get some help.
Ethan: Your mom
by Queen_of_Nothing March 7, 2022
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