Elder Douche

An old guy with douche like characteristics, including but not limited to:
An Earring
Sleaveless Shirts
Tattoos on the Biceps
Ed Hardy Shirts
Blue Tooth in the ear
Excessive Jewelry

The gym was overrun by Elder Douche tonight.

by bartyjoe from the land of sand April 3, 2011

Douche Cannon

1-A person who has ascertained a position of such high douchebaggery that he takes douchbaginess to a new level to totally blow you away with the inability to respond or act for some time.

"After reaming me for several hours on monday about my TPS reports and making me work late every day of the week, my Douche Cannon of a boss made me work on saturday as well!
I think I'll just not come to work anymore."

by Caseofthemondays December 22, 2010

Douche Bag

The guy you'll find in a public who's everything but subtle about his presence and appearance; oftentimes (yet strangely) is accompanied by hot women. However, as much as he'd like to think the world revolves around him, the reality is that most see him as a complete fool.

Dude, I thought you said this new club was going to be douche bag-free? There's a big group of 'em standing by the dance floor sippin' on martinis. Gosh chuckles, they never cease to amuse me.

by B2daG December 23, 2010

Douche Spicket

To continuing to talk, usually to the media, about nothing in order to gain attention for your group or cause no matter how fucking stupid or batshit crazy thier mission in life is.

That Douche Spicket that wants to burn Qurans is on the news again.

by UpLate38 September 10, 2010

uber-douche

someone, usually male, who takes the act of being a douche to a whole new level; often someone who thinks he is cooler than someone else because of physical traits.

john: "i have amazing hair today, actually, i have amazing hair every day. unlike you, joe."

joe to carrie: "john is such an uber-douche."

by sweet-pandemonium July 8, 2010

slurpin douche

the act of inhaling a douche through ones mouth followed by exhaling through the nostrils.

that man can slurpin douche!

by bryce wayne May 25, 2011

Douche-centage

Percent of douche in an area. Typically used to describe a high percentage.

Example
Jeff: Are you guys thinking about going to Rehab at the Hard Rock?

Scott: Probably not, usually there is too high of a douche-centage there.

by S-M-R May 24, 2010