I went home with this hog last night and she was hungry, so I opened up the fridge, pulled out some mustard , chopped some onions and gave her the Dirty Ballpark.
by Royaalwitcheese November 28, 2015
The act of shitting in a plastic bag at work and taking it home and rubbing it all over your spouse as foreplay
by Damnman August 11, 2022
by Skaddies December 17, 2008
When you’re playing Xbox and you kill somebody and they spawn behind you and start fucking you with a used sock and then finish in both of your ears. Then they will keep fucking your mouth until the semen in your ears comes out of your mouth
by Benny157383 January 12, 2023
A dirty shalom is a person who will slap you then hug you afterwards. They will support you no matter what but disregard themselves.
by burnt popia November 08, 2020
Taking a shit outdoors with no toilet paper, then dragging your asshole along the grass like a dog with worms to wipe.
by Judgedredle June 10, 2020
by Time_chey April 22, 2020