Term used to describe cranking one out on a cold morning while in the relative warm cocoon of your bedsheets
Man it was freezing this morning..I couldn't even knock one out?
I know bruh, you should try a cold crank
I know bruh, you should try a cold crank
by Theautisticwerewolve December 4, 2016
Get the Cold Crankmug. A man or woman who is obsessed with the perfect face, and will dig up freshly dead bodies to look at their faces and see if they have a perfect feature (Ex. Perfect Lips, Perfect eyelashes) If they do find someone with the perfect feature, they will cut it off and save it to be transplanted onto themselves later.
by Zenguin June 25, 2016
Get the Cold Face Stealermug. Our dude is out and we hella need some dope. I heard the pier is the best place to cold score and not get ripped off.
by Bupernorphine December 26, 2020
Get the Cold Scoremug. making you cooler since you tried to make me mad : dont be hot in the body. start pressing through to whats necessary(work, paying bills, keeping a job, not judging, walking , moving , getting a car , coming up off, beeing confident, being healthy, not being lazy, not talking shit, not hurting others, not being a hoe, not being emvarassed , being well behaved, awake, being intelkligent leave out the er which means competing with her , press into not being lame , press in not wanting them to fall off, press into not falling off, press into not being jealous , press into not disappointing god , press into not people pleasing, never blame god for your problem
hey, goodmorning i just had to spill a cold drink on you i hope you do well today you are amazing god is not the blame you are so trust him and find calmness.
by Limomi October 18, 2023
Get the spill a cold drinkmug. by Ghost Aiden February 10, 2019
Get the Cold Soresmug. by FonutYt October 11, 2021
Get the Coldmug. Call of Duty Cold War: The single most forgettable call of duty in the history of all things to exist.
by Andrew Tate's Bugatti February 20, 2023
Get the Cold Warmug.