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Clevedon Steamer

The New Zealand version of a “Cleveland Steamer” A sexual act involving defecating on someone's chest then sitting in it and rolling back and forth like a steamroller. Clevedon is located 30 minutes south east of Auckland city. Clevedon oysters are world famous so it comes as no surprise the Clevedon locals are a horny lot, with nearby Murphys bush being one of the most popular dogging spots in Aotearoa.
The bro is out the gate g, word on the street is he got a Clevedon Steamer from a fafafine at Murphys bush!
by Dollarsignsean November 27, 2023
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cleasel

A person who is a weasel, is absolutely useless. Also resembles the Lorax and smells like a rotting clam
You got cleaseled
by Gayden Marie November 30, 2023
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cleasel

A person who is a weasel, is absolutely useless. Also resembles the Lorax and smells like a rotting clam
You got cleaseled
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cleasel

A person who resembles a weasel, absolutely and completely worthless. Looks exactly like the Lorax but way uglier and smells like a rotting clam.
He is being an absolute cleasel today.
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Cleveland Steamer

When you beat your kids black and blue because because their retarded
Dad gave me a Cleveland Steamer getting off the short bus
by FrostyDaDopeMan February 16, 2024
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cleveland accordion

This is best done when your woman is caught in the throes of passion and is utterly oblivious to what you’re about to do. You kneel over your woman who is lying down on her back. You beat off on your own, quietly shitting on her knees. Then, you come all over her face and suddenly slam her knees and face together like an accordion.
we tried something new i gave her a cleveland accordion
by fucksauce March 20, 2024
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Cleveland chills

Type of blowjob, where the person giving blowjob first keeps few ice cubes in mouth for few seconds and then immediately gives a blowjob with an icy cold mouth giving a refreshing twist of oral on the recipient’s dick
She got on her knees to give him the pleasure of Cleveland Chills
by KashMoney-USA April 24, 2024
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