Fur Burger

A hairy woman in the private area. Or just a hairy bitch.

Woah that bitch over there is so hairy. She has a real fur burger.

by microsofts_bitch September 25, 2019

big daddy burger

One of those burgers you get at a restaurant that are so fucking huge it’s like it could devour you.

Person 1:”What’d you get at Apple Bee’s”
Person 2:”I got a Big Daddy Burger, haven’t been able to walk since.”

by bigdaddynat April 21, 2019

monkey burger

A monkey burger is someone who acts like a monkey and eats too many burgers.

That guy was such a monkey burger.

by Quangledangle$$$ July 28, 2023

Zinga-Burger

Alcohol and energy drinks mixed together which is thought to cause the same effects as cocaine (e.g. vodka and a can on monster mixed)

“Hey dude what drink do you want me to buy you?”
“I’ll have a can of monster”
“Is that it? That’s not going to get you fucked”
“Nah mate I’m going to mix it for a zinga-burger”

by Justalilprick February 7, 2019

fucking up a mean burger

when you eat a really really good burger

“i can’t talk rn i’m fucking up a mean burger”

by scr0tumhat September 17, 2025

busy burgers

A Goober way of saying "I'm very busy."

Lee - "Please stop texting me I am busy burgers right now!"

Elizabeth - "I am so good at distracting Goobers, like you."

by AbstractPits February 2, 2023

Oreo burger

An Oreo inside of a cooked burger

Hey chad brother wanna make me a Oreo burger

by A.M.W May 22, 2023