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Dirt angel

Someone who holds the truest beauty of all time. Maximum beauty, but not at a high level of audacity. One must embrace this lifestyle during a precocious life stage to carry on living a life of a beautiful, dirt angel.
boy: You are a beautiful angel
girl: really? aww...
boy: a beautiful, dirt angel
girl: awwww, that is the sweetest thing i've ever heard!
Dirt angel by Sir Hank Moody January 17, 2009
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Heaven's Angel 

When you are pooping, and you think you are done, and you wipe. But then you realize that you have one last dingleberry clinging on for dear life, and you sit back down releasing said dingleberry. It falls on the floating toilet paper, and appears to be looking over the rest of your shit. Thus this little angel of a nugget is on cloud 9 watching over the rest of your shit. Thus the heaven's angel.
I totally just made a heaven's angel just now.
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white angel

To defecate and leave no trace of such upon the shit [rag}
Even if you are assured of a white angel you must still ensure to wipe once.
(Toilette Etiquette first published 1874)
white angel by Tom 'Ral' Riley February 12, 2008

Frozen Angel 

A frozen angel is the girl that is incapable of keeping alive a long, lost but valuable friendship because of a crush from a guy she does not want. Frozen is referred to the behavior of unreactivity to all efforts of keeping friendly contact (regardless of methods such as GSM, internet, through mutual friends or even face to face). The word angel that completes this phrase refers to the specific girl who's existance in a guys life made the difference for the better.
Person 1: Man, forget that bitch who rejected you, move on, there are plety of fish in the see.

Person 2. She is not a bitch, she used to be my good friend but after I aked her out, she turned into a Frozen Angel.

Person 1: So on the other words, she does not want to leed you on, or be there to witness efforts of trying to make her jelous?

Person 2: Exactly.
Frozen Angel by Luopio27 January 20, 2011

Hack-angel 

A ridiculous - looking fat fuck, who fucks rodents just to define their h2o level...
What an hack-angel of a man...
Hack-angel by B-hawk February 7, 2020

Busting an Angel 

To date someone of a much younger age, usually in a pedifile kind of way.
Damn man, she's in the 9th grade! Why you Busting an Angel for?!

cummies from angel 

Cummies from angel are a gift from God. They are cum gummies that were made by an Angel's cum, put in a freezer and later got chewy. They are an eloquent flavor and are made for mhs only!
Girl: Hey did u get cummies from angel.
Other girl: Omg yesss they were so good they take long to chew and have a very semeny flavor!!!
Girl: You r so lucky i wish i had some in my mouth!!