twat throttling

The act of secretly giving yourself total control of your girlfriends remote toy and continually shutting it off mid session

I just found out my boyfriend has been twat throttling me

by Dysfunctional coffee August 16, 2023

Twat

A user who is permanently banned from tweeting.

The twat incited violence.

by trouvère January 10, 2021

Twat

1) A vulgar way to refer to women's genitals .

2) A person regarded as stupid or obnoxious .

3) In British English, to hit or punch someone.

'Yesterday I went to the gynecologist to have my twat checked'

'I can't stand her, she is a twat'

'I want to twat her, but I also don't want to get in trouble'

by Anonymous ッ October 27, 2019

tarantula twat

A total bitch, someone you could envision eating their young and having cobwebs stretching from one lip to the other.

Wow, my principle is a tarantula twat, i bet she never gets any.

by charlie st. March 9, 2011

Twat Face Cunt

A twat face cunt is a person where the insult twat or cunt just isn’t descriptive enough.

Hay Charlie, did you see the state of your ex last night?

Yeah mate, state of the twat face cunt!

Someone who displays poor driving skills and nearly crashes into you.

Oh, look where you’re going you twat face cunt!

by Davey-boi October 11, 2025

Twat Souffle

The act of going down on a girl.

"Hey, Kyle! I went down on Josh's girlfriend last night! Don't tell him but, it was a complete twat souffle!"

by mgshears October 28, 2020

Twat

Its a girls private part and a short word for pussy

Boy:i have a dick Girl: i have a twat

by Goku.jay November 12, 2017