shaving the dog

Doing something that seems like a good idea, but in reality is a bad decision.

Ben spent 3 weeks shaving the dog and now we are puppy fucked.

by mhansen November 17, 2017

Grand-dogging

Grand-dogging:derived from the definition this is where people meet up in car parks and watch eachother having sex. Sometime other people join in, but its mainly about watching and getting off on it!

Except in Grand-dogging the participants are OAP's.

"The pensioner became highly addicted to grand-dogging."
Grand-dogging is a past-time enjoyed by the old age pensioner

by joelbyford October 19, 2010

Creep-dog

A sketchy Guy who always asks to wash your dog & releases “the poison” on his girlfriend’s face, while asleep.

Oh man, you’re such a creep-dog for jizzing on your sleeping girlfriend’s face!

by Freckles8221 January 30, 2020

Ruffus The Dog

If someone says you look like Ruffus or Ruffus The Dog, it means you have a big forehead and no jawline. However, even though this is a term used to be offensive, you can get them back by saying Un Poco Loco!

Bahamian slang

Girl 1: "Girl, you look like Ruffus The Dog, don't play with me!"
Girl 2: "If I look like Ruffus The Dog, you must be Un Poco Loco!"

by birkenstock101 February 6, 2020

dog bitter

A girl or boy who is very ugly in the face. Typical dog bitters have an ok body but the face is deplorable. They usually turn to making out with a dog cuz they're just that ugly.

Guy1: Check her out she has a nice ass.
Guy2: Wait for it....(she turn's around)
GUY 1/2: Damn she's a dog bitter,fuckin ugly. What a shame, that's a waste of a perfectly nice butt on a face like that.

by VRPDY May 12, 2009

dog meat

Meat coming from dogs, eaten in countries like China (excluding Hong Kong), South Korea, Switzerland, East Timor, Tonga and several more. Taboo in countries like the USA and UK.

That guy ate some dog meat for dinner there.

by randomuser2349 December 13, 2009

Dog's Cock

Or Dog Cock; journalist slang for the exclamation mark (!)

A full stop's not enough for that sentence - better add a dog's cock.

by Gugus August 15, 2006