Wet Dilbert

A new form of a "Wet Willy". Where someone spits into your ear while your in your cubicle at work. In this case you would usually dry your ear out with your tie.

Dilbert: Goddamnit, Mordac just spit in my ear across the southeastern cubicle near the window.

Dogbert: Wet Dilbert!

by res_fiction September 15, 2009

wet the dorito

a game in which a group of guys stand in a circle and masturbate onto a dorito. the last one the ejaculate on it has to eat it.

guy 1 "im bored and horny"
guy 2 "lets play wet the dorito"
guy 3 "thats a most excellant idea!"

by qacko2626 November 18, 2010

Wet ganja

smoking in the bath

I was so stressed the week of my finals so i decided to experience Wet Ganja.

by The king of wet ganja May 8, 2010

New Wet

Getting some new pussy.

I need to get me some New Wet tonight!

by Real Walsh May 14, 2007

wet heave

when you are eating out a pussy hard core she squirts so hard it comes back in your mouth.

i was eating out sally so hard last night she gave me the wet heave

by sbodd October 19, 2007

wet twat

1. A Squirt-Magnet is anyone a woman finds so hot she creams upon sighting.

2. A fabled electronic device which can cause one to climax by simply pointing at the genitals.

3. the opposite of a gerald-leg-ripper(Any highly unappealing individual).

Your mother has an extremely wet twat whenever she sees me.

by Jenn Hathenway May 24, 2008

wet wankey

When a man beats his meat under water in a womens hair.

I gave you a wet wankey.

by Cryptic Smoker October 9, 2008