Uncle-Daddy

When suck so bad at being a dad, you're demoted to Uncle.

He is so pathetic, that fool couldnt even get to the bus stop on time, i'm demoting him to uncle-daddy.

by DaddyLexx May 28, 2019

Goofy Aww Uncle

Quandale DIngle's Uncle. Very Goofy I will say.

"My Goofy aww Uncle tried to hit me with a cast iron pot."

by GoofyAwwCat October 18, 2022

Wild Uncle

A drink that combines a shot (usually a double) of Wild Turkey poured into a pint glass with 12oz of Miller Genuine Draft in it. It is promptly consumed in a one-n'-done chug. It represents something along the lines of how your uncle would drink if he had some bad news to tell you.

Uncle: Give me a Wild Uncle and make it a double. I just don't know how to tell my nephew he's an orphan and my trailer ain't no place for kids.
Bartender: Sure thing pal. Maybe you shouldn't have drove him to a bar to break that news...

by The Cap N' April 9, 2021

Uncle Gertrude

Uncle Gertrude is an inspirational man apart from his weird name.
He is very generous and gives his nieces moncler coats but they rip easy.
He is also a pedophile

Brennan: N word
Dylan: Brennan is the best shut up your uncle is called Gertrude!
Liam: uncle Gertrude!

by Pedro bumford April 8, 2019

uncle russ

Most valuable uncle of Forest Lake, MN. He drives a white 2003 H2 Hummer. He looks like Uncle Si from Duck Dynasty.

Uncle Russ got a hummer in a hummer.

by bigfoot889 June 3, 2017

sesqui-great-cousin-uncle

Son of their great-grandparent’s half-sibling with the other great-grandparent’s full sibling.

My sesqui-great-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

uncle noodle

the performance of felatio on a flaccid penis through the time it become erect and until completion.

Troy: Hilary woke me up to the an uncle noodle!

David: So I guess you can say you started your day off on the right foot.

Troy: dude shut your corny ass up

by RanchOnEverythang July 8, 2016