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Twat

by Mr Hazard January 30, 2020
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Twat muffin

A lady that can sing and likes to yell at people for having too much fun, also named Lisa.
by NOTWallyG June 14, 2023
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Twat Chip

A smaller, more dry version of a twat waffle.
She is like a bag of twat chips, but with more air than twat chips.
by Vaixl June 24, 2018
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fiddle twat

a musically declined, not inclined individual, because they sing through their nose like a donkey.
Emily sings like a donkey heeee hawnn, aka fiddle twat.
by Fiddledeefiddledumb September 27, 2017
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Twat Face Cunt

A twat face cunt is a person where the insult twat or cunt just isn’t descriptive enough.
Hay Charlie, did you see the state of your ex last night?

Yeah mate, state of the twat face cunt!

Someone who displays poor driving skills and nearly crashes into you.

Oh, look where you’re going you twat face cunt!
by Davey-boi October 11, 2025
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Twat

1) A vulgar way to refer to women's genitals .

2) A person regarded as stupid or obnoxious .

3) In British English, to hit or punch someone.
'Yesterday I went to the gynecologist to have my twat checked'

'I can't stand her, she is a twat'

'I want to twat her, but I also don't want to get in trouble'
by Anonymous ッ October 27, 2019
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Twat

Offensively ignorant. Stupid to the extreme. Misleading people with bad advice usually with a stupid slappy flappy vagina face
Elon Musk is a twat for shilling the shit out of Dogecoin without understanding what a blocksize is. Of course mining is bad for the environment. What about the environmental impact of datacenters? And then he had to promote Signal, a US honeypot operation. How are we going to catch terrorist now? Get it together man, you fucking twat
by Galaxy1337 August 9, 2022
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