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Emotionally Active Young Teenage Woman

A euphemism for when AUNT FLO comes to visit. You might use this to describe someone for whom the RED SEA HAS PARTED. Someone with a RED BADGE OF COURAGE who cries an ocean when Carl Wheezer gets rejected by his favorite llama.
I can’t hang with you, Becky; I’m an Emotionally Active Young Teenage Woman again.

Bobby Hill: Emotionally Active Young Teenage Women always scream at me when I make jokes.
Adolf Hitler: Jokes about the RED BARON crossing the English Channel?
Carl Wheezer: No dude. Any. Joke.
George Costanza: We live in a society

Hello, Tampax? We need another shipment for our store because we’ve just been hit by a monthly stampede of emotionally active young teenage women.
by Raul Pudd August 2, 2024
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Woman

A human, which is born with a uterus.
She is a woman.
by Bigboibigboi August 4, 2024
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woman

A person with a circumcised penis, i.e. a shenis.
by Pussy Melter August 17, 2024
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Unless you're a woman

Since you love being correct so much... Here: *Saying something like that would get you punched... UNLESS YOU'RE A WOMAN, JORDAN. Get it? Being an anonymous troll is like being a woman. You say whatever you want. No accountability.
Hym "Unless you're a woman, Jordan. Or if I'm the strongest one in the room. Like if it's just me and a sickly old man I can STILL say whatever I want. Or if I have a gun... OR if I have an army or hammer clowns and they are somewhere you don't want them to be while we talk. There are a lot of ways to get around that conceptually. And as far as becoming a tyrant is concerned... John Wick Murdered hundreds of people over a dog. You think those people didn't have families? Friends? Dogs? Who's going to feed their dogs? He's still the hero."
by Hym Iam February 23, 2023
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Beat A Woman Day

Some guy : Hey! It's beat a woman day!
Woman : FUCK!
by rezecsm February 27, 2023
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Short Dominican Woman

They scary AF bro... not kidding. They ready to beat yo ass the very MOMENT you step outta line.
And let me tell you from my experience, they don't give a FLYING FUCK act who you are, they dgaf act who yk, who's yo baby daddy/ momma, they DONT CARE IF YOUR THEIR KID, SHE'S ALWAYS READY TO THROW HANDS.
"Why is she so aggressive? I always see her hitting people"

"She's Dominican right?"

"Yea?"

"And she's short..."

"What's the point?"

"She's a short Dominican woman !!"
by too...bad March 1, 2023
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Woman

1. An overplayed song by Doja Cat

2. Adult Human Female

3. A Misogynistic Misspelling of Wombyn
1)

Did you hear that song "Woman"?

Yeah, it's all over the radio
2)
I was in the women's bathroom.
3)
I am not a woman, I am a W-O-M-B-Y-N and I'm proud!
by Philip, Duke of Parma March 7, 2023
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