Clown Aids

Clown Aids is a Sexually Transmitted Disease (STD) contracted when one party has sex with a clown. The receiver of said STD begins becoming a clown. They start craving to become part of a circus, and they start dressing in brightly coloured clothing.

This disease can be non symptomatic in some cases, and be transmitted to you without your or the non-symtomatic holders knowledge.
Dude you fucked a clown!! You're totally getting Clown Aids now!
by DemonSpauun September 01, 2023
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Colossal Clown

As if calling someone a clown is not enough disrespect… a colossal clown is the insults of all insults. Someone that is extremely foolish and cannot be taken seriously.
Allen is known around town as the “colossal clown”who has to routinely phone his wife to check his budget and allowance.
by ElkviewEddie February 06, 2024
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Humorous term to refer to da one-to-ten-second "allowance-window" for performing goofy antics dat is implied to be granted to you as a "reward" or "consolation" if a certain type of minorly-distressing event unexpectedly befalls you, such as if you get accidentally bonked on da head with a rake-handle or 2X4, and thus you are "permitted" to make a huge buffoonish show of wobblingly staggering about for a moment or two, as if you've been knocked partially unconscious.
Another type of momentary clowning-around license might be if there is a sudden loud noise nearby dat presumably would allow you to raucously respond in kind --- for example, if a passing car toots its horn for no apparent reason, you then briefly have "implied permission" to shut your eyes tightly and bellow, "HAWNK!!" in "reply" to said unexpected auditory interruption.
by QuacksO December 19, 2022
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Cupcake Cock-Clown

A cupcake cock clown, is a faggot that dresses as a clown with a cupcake.
Sarge: ALL I GOT WAS YOU CUPCAKE COCK-CLOWNS AND A SIDE ORDER OF FUCK NUGGETS.
by AttackOnCrack June 30, 2018
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Ultimate Clown

Most of kings high school lead by the head clown miss tedd and her gang gang dropping their clown licenses wherever they go
miss ted - the ultimate clown
by Dont_be_a_clown October 30, 2019
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Ultimate Clown

Most of kings high school including miss tedd, you can spot a clown easily, they probably dropped their clown license
miss tedd is the Ultimate Clown
by Dont_be_a_clown October 30, 2019
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clowns no frowns

Here's to a standup comedy show. On tonight's event there will be clowns no frowns.
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