calm your titties

A phrase used similarly to "take a chill pill"

Nico, calm your titties. You're making me angry.

by thehumandictionary1234 February 11, 2014

SKIM MILK TITTIES

Titties that look like two fried eggs nailed to a 2x4. More commonly referred to as " banana titties ". Generally found on women that you wouldn't fuck on a bet.

We were at the party, she took off her shirt and scared the shit out of the whole crowd with her gnarly skim milk titties.

by uncle kurtie November 14, 2006

big ass titties

larger than life fun bags,

ashley kalbaugh, has big ass titties

by tit smacker 46 December 1, 2011

titty bitch

the word "nipple" and "female dog" combined.

I like your titty, bitch

by tom December 23, 2003

Titty-Nine

When two well-endowed males titty fuck each other in the 69 position.

Hey Bud, flop those big hairy man-tits on my dong and i'll do the same titty-nine style, then we'll go to White Castle.

by Charles Dildo July 9, 2011

Titty Nay-Nays

Extremely large breasts with oversized nipples, also known as Pepperoni Nips.

My girlfriend has the original Titty Nay-Nays!!

by Jack Mani April 10, 2009

Jumper Cable Titties

Small breast’s that allow one to place an index finger and thumb on a nipple during sex, preferably one at a time (black and red) so as not caused an unexpected ‘spark’.

That bitch i fucked last night had jumper cable titties.

by Snoke September 27, 2019