by Magikarp GG December 23, 2012
A brown magic marker without its cap is shoved up your ass, tip pointing down, so that when you wipe after a mushy shit, even doing the swizzout after vacation ass doesn’t get you any cleaner.
After Eric and Ofier had the time of their lives bar hopping in Puerto Rico, their vacation ass required boxes of baby wipes for multiple swizzouts, but alas, the brown magic marker was leaving marks on the wipes. Only a shower with the water hose shoved up their asses removed the brown magic marker!
by Ericandofier March 27, 2024
Unlike a magic carpet ride, the magic office ride sucks. It is a sarcastic term for being called into your boss' office and repremanded.
Kate: GDI this is the third time this week I took the magic office ride. I'm about to quit this job >:(
by h8 the magic office ride February 07, 2010
When you pay what you believe to be a woman $100 dollars in quarters to shit on your chest, but later it’s revealed that it’s a 47 year old Filipino man.
by Poopyturdsmcgee April 26, 2023
a magical butt is what a toddler or ages from 13-very immature 30 years olds call a power bottom. see what a power bottom is in a different search
( my tt is urmomhot69wap
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tim; you look like a magical butt sir. 🦄
teacher: .. a magical butt? who thinks i look like a magical butt?
tim: my dad
teacher: your dad thinks i’m a magical butt?
tim: well he really said you look like a power-bottom
teacher: .. a magical butt? who thinks i look like a magical butt?
tim: my dad
teacher: your dad thinks i’m a magical butt?
tim: well he really said you look like a power-bottom
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