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beer j

When you put your lips around your beer bottle and move it up and down to make it look like your giving a bj to your beer bottle
I gave my beer bottle a beer j today
by Dubiks February 10, 2019
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che-j

Named after the petifile Petrucci the Che-J consists of a college male student receiving unpredicted oral sex by a much younger high school female
That high school chick keeps starin at my bulge, maybe I'll get a Che-J tonight
by RT May 22, 2004
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J-Loud

1) a boisterous fart from large butted hottie (made famous by J-Lo)
I was startled when the woman on the escalator J-Louded into my face.
by LAF99 March 30, 2008
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J-torture

{Usually associated with Sadism & Masochism}

The desire to be sexually tormented by someone of Japanese origin...

...or if someone of Japanese origin desires to sexually torture another individual...

...or the reverse of both...

...which probably makes you a bad person...

...either way, you're a bad person :')
"Hey, who's up for some J-torture? >:D"

*everyone backs away slowly*
by J-whore September 11, 2011
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nasty j

The notion of skipping the oral part of a blowjob and going towards the anus instead,it shows that you care for your partner if you do it right after they use the bathroom in the toilet that you both know you haven't cleaned in the past week
"hey babe you just want to go for that nasty j today? My (genital) isn't doing so well today and can you please not use your teeth this time"
by Chill asf September 17, 2017
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J-Bardin

Holy shit! He's pulling a J-Bardin, he's walking across the telephone wire!
by jackelcrabs July 1, 2009
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J Randall

an extremely sexy guy who can sing, dance, write his own music; music featured on Step Up 3D soundtrack; HAS AH-MAZING EYES.
Hey Kas, who sings Spirit of the Radio again?" "J Randall."
by mamallamados December 12, 2010
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