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Pulled a Jeff

The tragic art of succeeding until it matters most - every time.
The Texas Rangers beat the Yankees then Pulled a Jeff against the Giants

NFL Players Adrian Peterson, Peyton Hillis and Steve Johnson had great seasons but Pulled a Jeff in the playoffs

The Ravens Pulled a Jeff against the Steelers
by Snooflak December 17, 2010
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Pull a Conan

The act of hurting oneself while performing a stunt on a late night show. Comes from the october, 2009 incident where Conan O'brien fell hitting the back of his head as he was performing a skit with guest Terri Hatcher. A few days later, Jay Leno Pulled a Conan by banging his head during the taping of a show. He did say, however, that he would've rather Pulled a Letterman.
Dude, I didn't notice that banana peel, totally Pulled a Conan.

Pimp: What's wrong with your head?
Hooker: Pulled a Conan last night after that chinese trick!

Watch out for that banana peel, I don't want you a Pull a Conan.
by DoriMoose October 9, 2009
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Pull a Johnmarc

Few and far between, people named Johnmarc are simply not clutch.

To "Pull a Johnmarc", would would be handily winning a competitive sport or game for the majority of the match only to lose at the last moment due to a stupid mistake. This can happen in situations where maybe you've gotten a large lead over your opponent and suddenly decide to stop scoring (or fail to) and give up on the idea of winning. Much like the verb, "to throw", where someone will lose a game after having obtained a sizable lead. This can also be used in a situation where you are fully capable of doing something but utterly fail to succeed.
Hey, is Lorenzo winning?

Yeah, but it's been a long time since I heard from him. I bet he'll pull a Johnmarc and lose lololol
by MochaCharok November 6, 2013
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Pulling a Watson

To urinate anywhere except the toilet in a public (or sometimes personal) bathroom. Bonus for drenching the unused toilet paper with ones own urine in a stall and/or to piss on a neighbors shoes while they are urinating.
"Luke pulled a Watson again"

"I hate this bar, I'm gonna Watson it"

"I was pulling a Watson when Jeff walked in, laughed, then joined in"
by Dug Taco March 15, 2010
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pulled a cinderella

(past tense)
to run out of your shoes in an attempt to run faster than you would with them on

present tense-pull a cinderella
gaby: i took her dollar and started running away
bailey:and then what?
gaby:she wouldnt have caught up to me because she was in her flip flops, but then she pulled a cinderella and got it back
by supduudee May 17, 2010
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Pulling a Hemi

When you're so wrong that in order for someone to correct you they would have to teach you what equates to several entry level college classes. Ultimately making correcting you more trouble than it's worth. Often met with agressive rage and violent sexual rhetoric from your side.
Hemi: We can't have medicare for all because then doctors will make less money, you stupid mingering cum gargler. And if doctors make less money nobody will want to be a doctor anymore, you absolute cretin DOLT. Then America will run out of doctors and we will all die. That is why Insulin NEEDS to be 10x more expensive in America than every other country.

Person 2: I would correct you but you're just pulling a Hemi and I don't have 3 hours to spend doing so.

Hemi: I am not astonished.

DOLT!
by MarkoLYFT July 4, 2023
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Pulling a Patrick

*Fred yelling and punching walls*
Drew: Yo Fred chill. You're pulling a Patrick.
by ChillPatrick January 22, 2017
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