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A Jordan is a very hot Teenager who says hes not hot and hes ugly but hes really not. He can quite easily become pissed off and will swear a lot. He gets harassed by some assholes a fair bit and usually puts up a good fight. But a lot of times he will pussy out of fights. A jordan usally has blonde hair or brown and blue or green eyes. He is annoying at first but once you get to know him hes a legend
LOOK ITS JORDAN - girl 1
OH MY GOD HES SO HOT - girl 2
No im not - Jordan
by Asuluman28 March 24, 2022
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Jordan Fedyna

A man who wears ridiculously tight t shirts in order to exert his false sense of dominance. Also a man who is unable to shower due to his inability to touch grass or take a 5 minute break from valorent.
Wow, have you seen mark in the last week? he smells like shit and has been online for 69 hours straight now. What a Jordan Fedyna
by TouchGrassKid March 25, 2022
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Jordan

A cool dude but he pipes animals and is black
look at that Jordan giving that sheep some pipe
by Ghotgirl69 March 25, 2022
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Jordan

An amazing guy who makes me laugh all the time. He cares about me and shows me that he does all the time. He loves music, jokes, and socializing with friends. He doesn't care about what people think of him but he is still empathetic. He helps everyone open up and feel more happy but he still has standards.
Jordan is the best :)
by ratingz March 28, 2022
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Jordan

animal gene creation jordan is the type of guy to miss a jumpshot you can't bet your life on his jumpshot he's usally called "The Next Micheal jordan" even though he's rubbish at basketball but makes the team because the coach takes pity in him.
by pissyboydum January 24, 2022
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Jordan

Jordan is a fat little annoying 30 year old red head that has no ankles
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Michael Jordan Mentality

What Brodee Floyd doesn’t have
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