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Internet personas

Hym "Besides making sissy therapists (and sometimes actual rapists) cry? I donno... I created A.I. So... That's one thing that came of internet personas... Ummm... I donno. The A.I. thing is pretty substantial."
by Hym Iam August 20, 2024
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magic internet money

"Man, I love this Magic Internet Money!"

- Chad, who just made a 3,000X on a cat coin.
by crypto chad April 3, 2024
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the most mysterious song on the internet is a song mostly referred to people as the following: like the wind, blind the wind (you know i wonder how people get stuff like this name), check it in/out, and take it in/out. likely speculated to be made in the 1980's. it's said that it was recorded from a NDR broadcast (norddeutscher rundfunk) there's more information on wikipedia.
person 1: man how did the most mysterious song on the internet even get lost?

person 2: i don't know man
by rk092 December 25, 2023
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Internet hotdog

Girl 1:John sent me an internet hotdog.
Girl 2: Was it good?
Girl 1: I've seen better.
by Smiley1092 October 28, 2015
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Internet

by Wii Guy October 28, 2021
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Internet

A where people can spread bad opinions (yours) and I can spread good opinions (mine)
Kyle: “did you see the game last night?”
Me: “no, I was busy telling a dude on the internet to kill himself because he didn’t like my joke”
Kyle: “wow man you’re so smart, and cool. I bet you have lots of sex”
Me: “I do because of my opinions, the ones on the internet
by bigmanjerry November 9, 2025
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Internet Brain

A malady in which one enters a state of mind that recognizes the value of network effects but becomes unmoored from common humanistic principles lost in the contemplation of said network effects.

Symptoms:

* Every thought is filtered through how this might appear or be perceived when shared online.

* Every idea is immediately productized into an app, site or platform
* Shallow rationalizations and/or detachment from the effects of ones own actions

Cures:
* Gardening

* Community service
* Mediation and prayer
Person A: Wouldn't it be cool if we did a stunt where we sold flame throwers to the general public?

Person B: I feel like you've got a bad case of internet brain.
by jcjnyc2 January 23, 2025
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