internet default

Internet Default is when you have to assume everyone on the Internet is an idiot because of past experience.

This can lead to mistaking sarcasm for factual statements.

I don't sweat because I use deodorant.

That's not how deodorant works.

I was being sarcastic.

Sorry, I'm running Internet Default.

by flashwildecard October 27, 2019

Internet troll

Someone who is jobless and causing drama by arguing with people without wanting or accepting anyone's response, also known as a "James"

“Guys look at that internet troll that must be james”

by derrien May 7, 2022

Internet Drama

Something that happens when a popular person does something bad and people are gossiping about it then that person gets cancelled or something. It happens on lots of fandoms like the OSC, fnf, twitter, roblox, youtube, etc.

Random Person: hey did you know the insert person here drama?
Another Random Person: yeah i think they should be cancelled...
Random person: ok
Another another random person: i hate internet drama
the two of them: same...

by Ilostfaithinhumanity October 9, 2022

Internetted

The act of searching for something on the Internet.

I internetted it to find the answer.

by korabou October 10, 2016

Internet points

Cryptocurrencies such as Bitcoin and NFTs which have no intrinsic value
As used on Garys Economics (YouTube channel by Gary Stevenson)

Crypto = Internet Points? Why it WON'T make you rich

by Grammaton cleric April 10, 2025

a Product of the Internet

Someone who has been shaped by internet culture; their personality, intrests, takes or tastes, being tailored by online trends.

Alternatively it can refer to someone who is alternative or unsual as a result of exposure to such aspects online at a young age.

Example: Wilbur soot. (source: Soot, Wilbur. "The internet ruined me". Youtube. 25th May, 2020.)

"I feel like i'm a disappointment."

"Well... you are pretty much 'a Product of the Internet'."

by Janice the Bathroom Cleaner January 9, 2023

Chumming the internet

Intentionally eliciting emotional responses by either asking (ie:"What are your pet peeves?") or expressing a controversial opinion (ie:"
My heart goes out to all the victims in dear old Boston. MUSLIM=TERRORIST.") in order to find people to text with you.

He enjoys chumming the internet with his extreme opinions so he can practice arguing with people on-line.

by JoRokHed April 16, 2013