Rodeo Fart

Any fart that lasts a full 8 seconds or longer.

John: "Damn Terry, that fart went a full 8 seconds!"
Dave: "That's a rodeo fart!"

by TheAlmightyYak June 6, 2016

The Perfect Fart

When two farts that would otherwise be odorless combine and achieve the aroma of a dumpster filled with shit, wrapped in placenta.

Neither Donald nor Ben noticed the smell of their own or each other's toots; but, sitting betwixt them, their fart fronts collided and Walker experienced the perfect fart.

by NoodleyAppendage June 30, 2011

Concert Fart

A fart that is so potent, it will bring one to tears, burn nostrils, and cause heaviness in breathing. This particular type of fart only occurs at a local or relatively large venue while a person is enjoying their favorite musical act(s).

"Hey Joe, why do I suddenly smell Taco Bell combined with a hint of Heineken and fried okra?" "Don't worry Billy, that was just a concert fart."

by GeRm85 August 9, 2014

fart buffer

The wind present in your bowel that stops you from needing a ful blown poo

Last night was really embarrassing. I used my fart buffer up and shit myself on the way to the night club

by Big Jack's Bollocks May 14, 2017

Fart-Jack

The act of being lazy, or not doing what one is supposed to be doing, such as at a job.

"Quit fart-jacking around Bill, if we don't get this work done we're going to be fired".

by Jeano-Beano May 26, 2018

fart honk

To fart on or towards someone at close range. Especially when the offended party cannot move to avoid the beef.

As chuck lay on the couch, unsuspecting, Richard approached silently and sat on his head, suddenly releasing his flatulence. The resulting fart honk caused a bad case of pink eye.

by chahuggy October 26, 2014

throwing farts

To cup your hand around your butt hole and to fart into it. Close your hand Then throw it in someones face

Throwing farts into megans face gave her pink eye

by jimmerjim March 10, 2016