texas showdown

A Texas Showdown occurs when two women take up places in adjacent public bathroom stalls, and neither one will commit to make a shit for fear of making an audible fart or shart, or for fear of it reeking a nasty smell.

I'm so sorry I was in the bathroom for an hour, boss, I got into a Texas Showdown with Sally and I just wasn't about to back down.

by AlfredoGermont April 26, 2015

Texas Bursting Long Horn

The Act of two males, typically at the end of a gang bang, putting their cocks on the top of a females head with both cocks facing a different direction as to give the impression of horns on a head and begin cumming viverously.

Dude, Tristan called me earlier and asked me if I could find a friend to give her a Texas Bursting Long Horn. You in?

by Wolfsbanex May 8, 2015

texas potlicker

A term that refers to someone who fishes (usually wade fisherman and people who fish with bait) and uses his/her friends secret spots to impress their other friends. This secret spot will therefore be passed down from googan to googan becoming a not so "secret spot" in the end, usually taking 1-2 seasons of fishing. It is considered one of the duchiest of all the moves by friends because mostly everyone in Texas kill what they catch, rendering their spots useless for future use.

Woooowww, why have there been so many Texas potlickers slamming my favorite hole lately? I wonder if Kevin showed Scott and Granger my spots...?

by Louisianablast&cast September 21, 2015

Texas Taper

When you insert a pair of wireless clippers inside a girls vagina and give yourself a haircut.

Boy: I need a haircut but I'm horny too.

Girl: Let me give you that Texas Taper.

by TresLC October 4, 2016

Texas Road Plow

While a girl is passed out, you put shit on your dick and insert it into her vagina.

To get back at my ex, I gave her a Texas road plow while she was sleeping.

by MILF_Hunter122 July 3, 2016

Texas Peach Fuzz

When your girl sits on your face and her not so freshly shaven cooch prickles your face.

Julie sat on my face last night and her Texas Peach Fuzz made it feel like I was eating a moaning cactus.

by Pinkspanker August 11, 2016

Texas Enchilada

While your girl is on her period, you cum inside her. After taking your dick out, it will look like an enchilada with the cum as the cheese and the blood as the sauce. She then proceeds to give you a blowjob.

Guy 1: Damn bruh why she actin' funny?
Guy 2: She hasn't been the same since I gave her a Texas enchilada last night

by Roger Dickson November 23, 2016