e-tard

A kid, or an adult, normally over 13 that goes to raves and takes the drug ecstacy every single time. You can normally find them drooling over light shows and smelling Vick's vapor rub.

Boy: That girl is such an e-tard.

by c3m3t3ry February 25, 2006

e-tard

A person who believes they are proficient in the use of technology and the internet, but in reality know only enough to present a danger to themselves and to others.

He said he knew how to program CGI. "Isn't that just like HTML but with more graphics?" What an e-tard!

by Melaketh October 07, 2003

e-nail

The act of being electronically "nailed" and satisfied by another party.

Oh my God, I met this totally hot guy on line last night and he e-nailed me!

by MissMolly June 23, 2005

e-state

domain ownership; owning a piece of the internet; e-real estate.

I went to godaddy.com and bought some e-state.

by SuperUltraMega December 09, 2010

E-me

Abbrev. of E-mail me. the act of asking someone to send an E-mail to oneself.

E-me the form tomorrow.

by Okae Soesoomi December 15, 2006

E-loose

A way of describing an internet whore. Short for Electroniacally loose.

Dude that chick is so e-loose, she'll cyber with anyone.

by QuickStop August 13, 2004

e-walks in on

When someone gets an instant message while firing off some knuckle children at the privacy of their home computer.

After an unsuccessful night with the ladies, John Everyman is just about to release some pressure when his buddy e-walks in on him by sending an IM which forces John to type back one handed.

by Stoggit October 21, 2005