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Zoumbie Spider

A Zoumbie spider is like a spider but has human limbs. They live in a place called kalexland. This is we’re all the spiders live, back in 2019 when kales started there were Zoumbies and the spiders were there pets but in 2022 the zoumbies died and were eventually phased out. Now the spiders rule kalexland. Some of the most notable spiders are Peez Mcgregor, and cake wars Meadowvale. But cake wars said “seezie all Mcgregor’s” which if you don’t know seezie is like the f word in kalexland so cake wars is practically irrelevant.
Peez. The main Zoumbie spider in kalexland everyone loves him
by Alexdamoose June 27, 2025
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The Spider Gang Effect

Releasing some of the best music of all time, and immediately after dropping the biggest piece of horseshit music you’ve ever heard.
Wow, Lil Darkie’s new album “USD” is fucking horrible! Yet another example of The Spider Gang Effect
by toejam08 August 17, 2025
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Kiwi Spider-Man

The act of ejaculating into your right hand and then proceeding to do the Mana wave while saying the phrase ‘Kia Ora’.”
“Please don’t Kiwi Spider-Man me again.”

“Yuck that bloke just Kiwi Spider-Manned me in the face.”

“I’m going to Kiwi Spider-Man this chick later.”
by Red Raw October 5, 2025
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oregon spider man

when a man ejaculates into a women’s asshole and then she gets into missionary and squirts it out like spider man onto your face
by schmidley December 19, 2025
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Ferocious Lady-Spider

She loves to tickle her ferocious lady-spider
by Astaraelpanther July 14, 2010
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Dogfaced Ratsnake Spider

A Dogfaced Ratsnake Spider is a 2 faced bitch with multiple personalities resembling a Dog, Rat, Snake, & Spider traits. Trust that you don't want to play with this crossbreed.... The Dog will bark, as the Snake strikes, the Spider is venomous as he-she digs dirt on a unsuspecting victim & doesn't hesitate to RAT (snitch) no matter if you think your homies, friends, or family. The spunk punk Dogfaced Ratsnake Spider doesn't have a heart or soul. The origin of the crossbreed is unknown though it very well may have sprouted it's evil seed from the pits of Hell.
That Dogfaced Ratsnake Spider is a snitch whore bitch!
by Anyalatte September 5, 2016
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Eye of the spider

Person1: Eye of the Spider
Person2: Say that one more time.
by R3MYO June 6, 2017
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