Shop Speed Festival

A large group of people that do shopping cart racing around many different stores every night after midnight. See the definition of shopping cart racing to find out more.

I saw on a flier that there’s an shop speed festival somewhere in town. Wanna join?

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 12, 2018

hitler speed

A synonym for pervitin (crystal meth/methamphetamine). Used at afterhours.

You got some speed?

Only hitler speed.

Fuck no!

by Randy Maschine September 6, 2018

Teaball Speedball

Taking adderall and then taking Xanax to counteract the its effects.

Dude I was on a teaball speedball last night, it wall like a baby version of coke and heroin. I’ll probably move on to actual coke and heroin soon because it was dope.

by Alt_f420 December 10, 2018

Rectal Speedboat

A rectal speedboat is where your partner is in the bath, you run in hover your anus just in the water and let out a ripper fart, the sound that follows sounds like a backfiring speedboat engine

Oh my partner ruined my bath last night and gave me the rectal speedboat

I’ve been victim to a rectal speedboat

by Siege of Society December 13, 2018

charlie speed

absolute fucking dick, what a ball sack, don’t think anyone likes him and just overall dickface

charlie speed is a right weirdo

by gdonnyboy January 15, 2019

Johnny speedboat

a person whom does stupid things regardless of his or her intentions

Omg, there goes another Johnny speedboat

by Dragonia Crimson January 23, 2019

Austin Speedball

When you take a Benadryl due to Austin, Texas's incredibly high amount of cedar and oak pollen in the air. But then you have to take a shot of espresso to counteract the inevitable drowsiness. Benadryl is a downer. Caffeine is an upper. That's why it's an Austin speedball.

Dude, I was sneezing all day and my eyes were super bloodshot until I took an Austin speedball.

by bp_austin March 30, 2019