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'ring flu

Describes the obsession a racer may contract after driving on the Nürburgring in Germany. 'Ring flu is characterized by the irresistible desire to drive on the track, even if one is hundreds of miles away from it.
Friend #1: "Do you think Jon is ever going to quit? He's already done ten laps today!"
Friend #2: "No, I think he's got 'ring flu."
Friend #1: "Yeah, I thought so."
by TheAutobahnBurner November 14, 2009
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Ring Race

When women and their friends begin to race each other for who can get married first. Many times they do not care who the husband is. As long as the ring is on their finger before their friends, they are happy.
Wanda and her boyfriend just got engaged. OMG I need to get engaged ASAP or I'll be alone forever. I don't care who the bastard is. The ring race is on!
by blueeyedevil August 1, 2012
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Ring Dong

A phrase you would use in a text message to make the other person check their phone and write back.
Ring Dong: Cory
Jaelyn: What is this a door bell?
Just seein' what you were up to: Cory
Jaelyn: Streching out for later wanna cruise by?

or

Paul: Dude guess what I did last night?
Steve: What?
Paul: I ring donged Jessica at four in the morning to wake her up when she has her first day of nursing intern.
Steve: Clutch Automatic!
by Macag September 22, 2011
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Fish Ring

Slang for the female genitalia. More commonly known as vagina, minge, or pussy. Sometimes referred to as fanny. Oftentimes named vajayjay, Penis fly trap, goochie, Minky, or simply hole.

Fish ring is the less misogynistic term referring to ur girls gooch, and will drive every woman absolutely cray cray.
By Jove, that lassie over there has quite a fetching fish ring
by Bingus12345 November 13, 2021
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Ring finger is a different color

When someone paints their ring finger a different color from the others it can signify them being a bottom (lgbt)
“Look at their Ring finger is a different color, it’s blue and the rest are black, you know what that means
by Smell-those-lovely-flowers September 16, 2021
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from the screen to the ring to the pen to the king

I killed myself to this song
Guy 1: from the screen to the ring to the pen to the king

Guy 2: *kills himself*
by CartoonyKid October 27, 2024
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Elden Ring

An engagement ring that a much older sponsor (ex. sugar daddy, sugar mommy, or glucose guardian) uses to propose marriage to a much younger sugar baby or gold digger.
Did you hear about Emma? Her sugar mommy is like 40 years older than her, so I was shocked when I saw her wearing an elden ring on her finger!
"That's nothing. The ring that Blake has is from when he married a sugar daddy that was 80 years older than him. That old dude died the night after the wedding. That's a REAL elden ring."
by Too tired to choose March 30, 2022
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