Purple placenta 

When a man face fucks you for an hour and a half and only fucks you for 9 minutes.

Ariel: last night I was trying to get dicked down but I only ended up getting fucked for nine minutes
Stacy: you can only suck up for 30 mins or he’ll leave you with a purple placenta

Purple placenta by Becky Bitch July 14, 2019

Purple neck

When your niggas bitch massacres the fuck out of his neck with hickeys

Yo my dawg is a purple neck from his ugly ass girl

Purple neck by Bushwookie747 September 24, 2019

purple lapiz 

The name of something secretive, like a plan or something that you're not supposed to be doing

person 1: purple lapiz
person 2: *hands over the drugs*

purple lapiz by Mikokona September 27, 2019

Purple tits 

What happens to one's (usually a woman's) breasts when the circulation to/mostly from them is restricted.

I get purple tits after I tie my tits off with pantyhose or put rubber bands around them.

Purple tits by peeholepenny October 21, 2019

Purple fat dude 

Fucking idiots. Anyone that knows someone with this name or nickname is a fucking idiot. Name is used when a fat middle aged man takes a shower and falls asleep whilst shitting

Hey, that’s a purple fat dude

Purple fat dude by Idiotic potato November 9, 2019

purple salmon 

When you slap someone so hard with a salmon they get bruises.

My dad gave me a purple salmon.

purple salmon by German Bebe December 10, 2019

purple peacock 

A middle aged man who screams about things on he finds funny. Can be found only in America

Oh look a purple peacock lets shoot it

purple peacock by fat chink December 18, 2019