Purple Headed Womb Ferrit

A word not used enough for the penis, and should replace it in the oxford dictionary

I sent my purple headed womb ferrit straight in last night!

by Enemyoftheuk February 14, 2009

Purple headed yoghurt chucker

n. the penis.
used by troublesome rap collective. The Goldie Lookin' Chain

No mate I can't come out, mys Purple headed yoghurt chucker is swelled up clart.

by punkskaitch February 7, 2005

purple headed mushroom tattoo

Upon ejaculation, aim for the side of face. and cock smack( with all your might ) across the face. For the next few days there will be a purple headed mushroom tatoo on there face.

Last night I gave Sam a purple headed mushroom tattoo.

by Bachelor Theo October 29, 2007

Purple Pecker Pain (Payne)

Mainly afflicting tall gentlemen taking either Viagra or Cialis. Prevelent in those suffering from Osgood–Schlatter disease. Symptoms include swollen, painful testicles with the name being based on the penis turning a bright color of purple prior to ejaculation, which then consists of both blood and semen.

Yo dawg, me and the boys got done playing basketball and my Osgood-Schlatters was acting up fierce. I popped the little blue pill and commenced boning my honey. Little did I know that Purple Pecker Pain (Payne) was gonna hit. Girl didn't like me bleeding on the shizeets.

by Dr. Canseco de Bash October 2, 2011

John Pleaser Purple Dick

When you tie a string around your penis so tight i turns purple and have oral sex and when your going to blow you insert it analy to your partner and losen the string so a massive jet of cum pleases her/him.

my girlfriend made me give her a john pleaser purple dick.

by rainbow_splasher February 28, 2011

purple headed yogurt slinger

Simply put, a weiner.

The load came flying out of the purple headed yogurt slinger

by Junk September 18, 2003

purple headed yogurt slinger

simple, a penis

I've got a huge purple headed yogurt slinger.

by Munchi Kawfi November 30, 2003