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Eyeball Pirates

- A business or person who engages in walled garden business models that deny users the ability to link to and follow content outside of the walled garden.

- A form of brute force attention capture and retention
Instagram is nothing but an eyeball pirates operation.

Eyeball pirates are the worst doom scroll source.
by jcjnyc2 February 25, 2025
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Sweaty Pirate

during a particularly vigorous session of intercourse the partner on top drips sweat into his/her partner's eye causing her/him to close the eye and moan arrrgh!
Bill is such a sweaty bed monkey, last night he gave me a sweaty pirate!
by Golden Rod February 22, 2010
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Booty Pirate

Another name for a Brown noser
A man plowing ass,nose first on his knees working hard for that raise/promotion
Look at David he's been a booty pirate ever since he found out the boss was going to promote somebody.He has followed the boss everywhere he went all morning.
by Happyavacado April 20, 2024
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Somali Pirates

Somali pirates are the guys off the coast of Somalia, an African-Arab country located in the Horn of Africa, bordering the Indian Ocean, who hijack primarily cargo ships and fishing vessels, and take their crews hostage. They also charge large ransoms.
Somali Pirates hijacked another ship using AK-47s.
by This is my handle okay August 19, 2025
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Butt Pirate

A man who is possessed by a homosexual poltergeist that influences their mind to have satisfaction in a limpy wristed fags cornholio.
There is a dark smelly spirit on that Butt Pirate. I think it smells like poop.
by Mr. Homophobia May 31, 2023
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pirate circus

When a woman is the center of a gang bang and at least one guy finishes in every hole.
That girl is the kind of freak I'd like to take to a pirate circus.
by Satinstains January 3, 2020
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The rusty pirate hook

After inserting a finger or thumb in the anus, you dig your partner's eye out to provide a new hole to explore while your partner says "Arrrrrrg"
"Why does Susan have an eye patch?" "Oh, you didn't hear? She's a fan of the rusty pirate hook."
by Pirates of the carbs July 13, 2025
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