Angry Pirate

Angry PirateWhen you kick her in the shin and spunk in her eye

For example: He gave her the angry pirate... She left him and never made contact with him again.

by Oof Oof Roblox October 22, 2017

Puzzle Pirate

A person who completes and takes credit for a puzzle they did not start nor contribute to, but places the last few finishing pieces together.

Oscar is such a puzzle pirate; he finished the puzzle I worked on all day.

by tibbits November 1, 2019

Pirate

The act during sex when guy cumes into girl's eye, so she gets blinded and then throws her off the bed and shouts: "MAN OVER BOARD."

Friend 1: "So how do you and Ema get on?"
Friend 2: "Well, we just broke up, because I pulled a Pirate on her."

by theRDVN September 7, 2019

Pirate Patch

When a man with one testicle places it over the eyes of a partner, much like the Arabian Sunglasses.

"My husband gave me a Pirate Patch for Halloween. Wasn't quite what i was expecting...."

by autisticpirate October 12, 2025

vikings vs pirates

the hottest debate in all of 2nd grade

person 1:Wanna talk about vikings vs pirates?

person 2: Vikings are better.

person 1: Shut up

by ILOVELEAN February 24, 2022

pirate watch

to watch digital content illegally obtained.

Jim: I saw that new Westworld series on HBO during the free preview weekend.
Matt: Is it good?
Jim: So good I am going to have to pirate watch it because I'm too cheap to buy HBO.

by PearlDiddy October 10, 2016

Pilfer Pirate 🦜

A pilfgram turned Pilfer Pirate on a pilfgrimage of a life time on the Highest seas. Plundering and pilfing all the booty that is thrown their way.

Pilfer Pirate 🦜 stole my Girlfriend with gel pins, coloring books, and a quarter gram.

by Schmidt Show April 23, 2022