when you place your ball bag on your woman's eye like an eye patch and shit in her mouth, while drinking Capt. Morgan's .
by Railrdr October 29, 2020
Get the Angry pirate mug.Noun: one who engages in the illegal and often violent overtaking of cunts for the purpose of extorting money or stealing goods esp. on large bodies of water.
Cunt pirates have been disrupting the legitimate trade of rum, spices, sugar, and birth control products in the Caribbean.
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Get the cunt pirate mug.The act of ejaculating in your own eye, blinding yourself, and on your lip often causing dry heaving, making you look like a pirate that is suffering from sea sickness
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Get the Seasick Pirate mug.The same thing as Netflix and Chill but instead of Netflix, a show/movie acquired by piracy is put on in the background instead.
Sarah thought she was going to John's to Netflix and Chill but John pirated the movie that was playing so it turned into Pirate and Booty instead.
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Get the Pirate Boatjob mug.a more intense form of the goat where while performing the goat the goater also spreads his butt checks. often times used as a beerpong distraction
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