packing the turkey

Fingering someone.

Not quite stuffing the turkey (having sex). But in the ball park.

I was packing the turkey with Mia last night at a party.

by Baby Merz October 13, 2020

Ass packing

Deciding to have anal while needing to shit, packing the shit back into your ass

Friend 1:Bro wanna fuck?
Friend 2:Sorry man, I would but I gotta shit
Friend 1: I’m fine with ass packing if you are

by Ass clapper 47 November 01, 2019

flap pack

The genitalia of an elderly man, or the breasts of an elderly woman.

John "Man, I heard that once you hit the age of 60, you start to develop a flap pack!"

Chris "Isn't that true!"

by Anal Asian July 01, 2014

Savage Pack

Fucking a woman extremely rough and hard, usually delt out as a punishment for bad behavior .

My woman embarrassed me at my works holiday party so when we got home I put that Savage Pack on her.

by 4get4now December 12, 2023

Slouch-pack

Six pack abs only attained by slouching/hunching over, making it seem as though someone is stronger than they really are.

Person 1:"Dude! That guy is ripped in his profile picture!"

Person 2:"No, he just has a slouch-pack."

"Hey, quit trying to look cool with your slouch-pack"

by Lord of the Skeens April 22, 2010

Slouch-pack

When someone slouches over for a long period of time, they have two or three lines appear on their stomach making them look as if they have a six-pack (at a quick glance, woah).

Slouch-pack, more like! When do you do anything physical?!

by Tommy van Dale July 12, 2011

Pack Poodah

Zach: I just made us lose the game I'm so annoyed i only scored a penalty

Mylo: Zach is so bad he is such a pack poodah

by Pachary Poodah February 14, 2022