would-be johns

Someone who was about to pay a prostitute to do sexual favors.

30 Would-Be Johns got busted in prostitution sting.

by garbonzo607 May 21, 2011

john the one

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jo-johns

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by DJ Diamondz September 8, 2008

john hauser

another name for bob saget.

You hanging out with john hauser tonight? he is such a saget.

by mr. smithson May 30, 2008

JOHN HOLE

someone who describes their anus as a male cunt.
i.e. likes it up the back pipe.

Man, that guy is such a john hole.

by doyle12345 December 29, 2008

John Cummins

John Cummins refers to a person who has walked in on their parents having sex

He's gone and pulled a John Cummins

by johncrooked69 May 14, 2015

John Out

When a person taking about eating massive amounts of food at all you can eat, for hours on end. But then stops before finishing their first plate when the time comes.

"You better not John out again at the buffet tonight, that's just tossing your money away"

by Kiwiikins August 30, 2016