Interrupting cow

Trick someone into saying interrupting cow who but cut them off

Knock knock
Who’s there
Interrupting cow

Interrupting co-
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by The Energy Holder May 24, 2023

pigs and cows don't fly

a phrase used to mean "normal and civilized (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do.

a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learnt the basics of what electricity is, comes home and tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts screaming at him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs and cows don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.

son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?

by Sexydimma February 28, 2012

cow

Generally used in online gamer chat meaning "fat"

1: can't eve 16-0 noobs
2: your mom cow

by xanthis May 7, 2020

Cow Tipping

Push her off the bed. While she is stunned, fuck her in the ass.

Last night Dan went cow tipping on Angie. She was very stunned.

by Kazrat March 18, 2022

Cow

Your mum

Your mum's a cow

by SirTheodorethe3rd November 21, 2021

Cow

Emma

Look! its emma! the fat cow

by Not Patty February 4, 2021

Epic Fail Cow

the new personification of epic failure. can be used as a photobomb or just to use when bored. best used at times when a fat person fails.

Jacquez-Hey. Watch this.
*Fat kid goes for a slam dunk on kids 4' basket ball goal*
*Fat kid misses and falls on his face*
Random guy that has no idea who Jacquez is- Not funny.*Bursts into fits of uncontrollable laughter*
Jacquez-*Laughing so hard at the fat kid trying to beat up the goal that he's crying when the goal falls on the kid* EPIC FAIL COW!!

by QuezOreo November 18, 2011