cold cream kitty

Cold cream kitty is a crazy old lady who embroiders on the jeans of Shel Silverstein who wrote the song “cover of the rolling stone” then performed by Dr Hopk. This is also the avi of a popular Twitter poster who regularly wishes everyone happy birthday.

I’ve got a crazy old lady name of cold cream kitty who embroiders on my jeans.

by Cold cream kitty November 29, 2023

permanent affects of men taking cold showers

Continuously taking cold showers can rapidly affect your sperm count and over time cause shrinkage to male genitals (penis).

Man 1: "Im worried my penis is shrinking."
Man 2: "Well stop taking all thoes cold showers!"

* Permanent affects of men taking cold showers *

by Dr Small Penis April 20, 2023

cold dicking

A situation in which you are forced to cold call hours on end without pay other than commission.

i was cold dicking so hard today.

by Alizee<3er August 31, 2013

cold cream pie

When sperm is frozen in an ice cube mold and it is inserted in the vagina prior to sex

Azarius needed to cool off on a hot July afternoon, so he gave Karen a cold cream pie to cool off her sweaty vagina.

by Azarius Jenkins February 8, 2021

cold people

1. the opposite of hot people, usually meaning a category of people who are ugly or not attractive.
2. people who tend to be cold-hearted; not sympathetic nor feel any emotion

There's a lot of cold people in my science class.

by KazerTheOne December 18, 2022

Cold hard rocky

Any Cold alcoholic beverage whether uts a cold beers or any white or dark liquor on ice.

I had a cold hard rocky at Billy's Bar and Grills.

by Tommy Dollar January 7, 2024

Cold Jim

The process of urinating in a condom, freezing it, then letting your girl use It as a dildo

I'm going away for a bit so I decided to give my girl a present of a nice frosty cold jim

by Frosty Folk October 14, 2018