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Get the mexican munch mug.When a mexican girl blows you and when you take your dick out of her mouth it's stained red from the hot cheeto dust resin built up in her mouth after years of eating that nasty shit.
ehh fool after esther gave me that mexican blowjob, my dick was red for like a week fool. I tried to get it off with my grandmas avocado puree recipe that has been passed through my family for ages. But even that couldn't get the red off.
by makethatbootyclapnigga December 6, 2012
Get the mexican blowjob mug.I asked if she had seen the Mexican Mudslide that was on the news last night, when she said no but she wants to see what it looked like, I crapped on her chest, whipped out my baby arm, and pissed on it.
by Dean L. September 18, 2008
Get the mexican mudslide mug.The awkward scenario where one person goes to kiss another on the cheek and the recipient moves for the mouth (or vice versa). This results in a repeated back and forth movement where both parties keep moving to rectify their facial position, creating a kung fu movie visual.
Andre attempted to say goodbye by kissing Lena on the cheek, however, Lena was looking for more, causing quite a Mexican Standoff between the two of them.
by Snocap September 20, 2006
Get the Mexican Standoff mug.The Mexican Doughnut is when a fat girl, usually a mexican prostitute, tries to touch her toes with her fat creating a kind of doughnut. the really hairy man then inserts his erect penis into the "hole" created by the fat, which if done with the proper woman is not much of a hole, and ejaculates into her tummy.
he mexican doughnuted that bitch
by Jeff123489 November 11, 2007
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