bath-tub mary

A statue of the Mother Mary, housed in a bathtub.

Tacky Catholics can easily be identified by the Bath-tub Mary in their front yard.

by madsy_baloneycakes February 09, 2008

Mary J Blige

Cunning and discrete way of informing or alerting other people in the group that you or any other party is having a spliff

Dude, John's totally got some mary J Blige Blazin outside, He'll be a while

by JRDoobie April 08, 2009

Mother Mary's Milk

For those who practice safe sex and for woman who can't get enough man milk. this is a simple way for your girlfriend to recieve her daily consumption of man medicine without having to pull out early. After blowing your load in the condom, remove said profalactic. Get your girlfriend to kneel infront of you if praying to Mother Mary herself and then empty contents of condom into her mouth like a tube of toothpaste!

After blowing my load in the condom, Jane knelt infront of me and begged to have it skirted in her mouth! Dirty Bitch!

by The P Dizzle August 19, 2005

hail mary pass

It is like the spitting cobra but the cum lands in the girls mouth instead of the eyes. Then you proceed to yell TOUCH DOWN BITCH!!! (touch down hoe is also acceptable)

Me and my girl broke into a church and from five pews away I gave her a hail mary pass.

by white chocolate 5 February 12, 2016

Mary “Merry” Palm

The palm used to do a hand job.

Well, my girlfriend isn’t coming over, so I guess I’ll have to meet up with Mary “Merry” Palm instead.

by LilTx February 01, 2019

Mary Shannon Shakes

When your knees or legs become inexplicably weak, resulting in trembling or shaking legs.

"Are you okay? Your legs are trembling."
"I'm all right, I just have the Mary Shannon Shakes."

by judyg13 November 20, 2009

Hannah Marie Byers

Bitch who is fat and a hoebag who has a flat ass and no tiddys

Hannah Marie Byers is an ugly hoe.

by Mynibbamaxnochin September 17, 2019