m*nzad

A slur for any ginormous fuck that consumes tens of thousands of calories a day. Old Mayan prophecies revealed that these people would become so large that they'll consume the Earth itself, the true end of the world. This information was wiped from history, unfortunately. Their record smallest known meal includes 20 piece Chicken McNuggets, Medium French Fries (the medium makes them feel healthy), an OREO McFlurry, a Blue Raspberry Medium Frozen Fanta, and 13 cookies.

'It's been dark for way too long man, when are these clouds gonna move?'
'Didn't you hear? That's a m*nzad in the sky bruh, we're so fucking cooked...'

by monzad inc. May 19, 2024

P&M

Being alone and horny on a Friday night.

Matt: Jeff, are you planning on getting laid tonight?
Jeff: No matt. Just like that Hanson song says... It's my Penis & Me (P&M) tonight.

by Applejackmeoff March 11, 2019

m

good

the dog is m

by _cat April 1, 2023

Luke m

A truly odd person who disrespects some people and buys hacked gta accounts so he can show his power on 6 year olds

See that Luke m over there yelling at the people on the street corner

by Dody olb February 3, 2019

B-M

The condition of every human being that is afraid to admit they had a BOWEL MOVEMENT.

I don't understand why a huge corporation has to take credit for our movement of our SPHINCTERS and the waste matter resulting from it given the fact that we are afraid to attach any possessive speech to our ASSHOLE TOILET EVENTS yielding B-M.

At least attach a friggung name to it and say that is " WATSONS B-M.

by FECESRIMJOB March 23, 2021

M-1

M-1 is a radio station in Lithuania. You can call them and play games when they are hosted. It has good music.

Im listening to M-1.

by KaiJaykobs May 7, 2022

Joe M

A guy named Joe, who says he’s not gay but most definitely gay

“Hey look, it’s Joe M he’s totally gay.”

by Piddlepattlepuddle April 26, 2023