ran her red light

Had sex with a female while on her period

Sean : you F****d Stephanie on period?

Troy: yup.. I ran her red light 🤪

by BeenActingBrandNew June 28, 2023

Drink a Bud Light

To have gay sex.

Tom: Where are Jim and George?

Mark: I think they went to the bathroom to drink a Bud Light.

Tom: Ha, faggots.

by Tom (short for Tomothy) July 10, 2023

Albuquerque Back-up Light

When you’re banging a chick outside at night , you got her doggy-style. You can a firefly as it flies by, and stick it in her butthole.

As in, “I gave her the ole Albuquerque Back-up Light last night in Anderson’s hay field, it was awesome watching the glow on her perfect apple bottomed ass!”

by Swyre 3 April 29, 2024

Theory of Elasticity of Light

A speculative framework proposing that light itself has elastic properties—that electromagnetic waves can stretch, compress, and deform in ways beyond Doppler shifts and gravitational lensing. Theory of Elasticity of Light suggests that under extreme conditions, light might exhibit elastic behavior: frequency stretching, wavelength compression, even temporary "stored" light. The theory extends optics into elasticity: light as a stretchy medium, not just a wave.

Theory of Elasticity of Light "They slowed light to a stop, stored it, released it later. Elasticity of Light says that's not just slowing; it's stretching. Light has elastic properties—you can stretch it, compress it, store it. The photon isn't just a particle; it's a stretchy little thing."

by Abzugal March 5, 2026

Theory of Causality of Light

A framework examining how causality operates through light—the role of photons in transmitting causal influence across space and time. Theory of Causality of Light asks: Is light the only carrier of causality? What happens at the cosmic scale where light takes billions of years to travel? How does causality work in regimes where light hasn't yet arrived? The theory explores the relationship between light speed and causal structure, asking whether causality might have other carriers.

Theory of Causality of Light "We see stars as they were, not as they are—causality delayed by light's travel. Causality of Light says that's not just astronomy; it's fundamental. Light carries causality across space. The question is: what happens in places light hasn't reached? Is causality absent, or just waiting?"

by Abzugal March 5, 2026

Out Like A Light

"Out Like A Light" is phrase used to expressed someone's state of sleep; usually exasperatingly tired and in complete deep sleep. It compares an individuals state to a light bulb going out and running its course for light display. If a lightbulb burns out, you can no longer use it. The phrase "Out Like A Light" exaggerates an individual or group's sleeping state through the comparison of a light bulb.

"Damn. They are out like a light, they didn't even hear the fireworks outside."

by idkijustw0rkhere September 10, 2025

Christmas Eve String Light

1) A sexual act (similar to the Mexican Lawnmower) where one inserts Christmas-colored festive string lights through someone’s mouth until it gets stuck in their rectum. The lights are allowed to stay there for multiple weeks until the person has to poop, in which case then another person digs in that person’s butt and pulls it out quickly while someone else plugs the lights in from the other end creating a display of vibrant color as the lights (and shit) exit the person!

Josh just got Ashley to Christmas Eve String Light him for his Christmas gift!

Henry wasn’t expecting to find Jenny with a Christmas Eve String Light being pulled out of her her.

by bayharborfartsmella November 4, 2025