On king neptune

real nigga shit

-homo flow is better than shotta flow

-on king neptune

by i hate niggas October 5, 2020

King Squisher

What is objectively the only correct way to refer to a binder

A: So I heard you wanted to buy something?
B: Yeah a binder,
A: A what now?
B: Look it up.
A: Ohhhhh ok, personally I think it should be called something else.
A: A squisher,
A: A King squisher.
B: Pfttt that is so dumb I love it.

by A_WierdoInTheGalaxy December 4, 2021

king krust

King Krust is a commonly used nickname for crusty people

Oh look, its King Krust

by Shadow..... December 22, 2018

King Borglor

The act of Taking a massive shit in someone’s toilet. You then use so much toilet paper you clog up the toilet and leave a shelf in it. You then piss in the toilet to make everything float a little more. You place a whopper from Burger King on the wrapper unfold it to show it’s glory and place a crown around it.

Yo I left a perfect King Borglor at Lex’s house last night. He’s going to be pissed...

by Tmmotr April 9, 2021

OFND King

5 head

damn OFND King you got a fat ass foe head

by bigassfoehead October 11, 2022

Barber King

Your average run of the mill middle aged barber. Often referred to as BK for short. Usually resides in a rural area where there is in fact no kingdom for one to rule. Often has an affinity for exaggeration and poor recollection of actual events. Haircuts are subpar at best.

like the new Doo? Nod to the Barber King.

by NinaHartley March 19, 2017

cutlery king

A person who always has a full set cutlery on them.

Charles: Damn it! I don't have any cutlery; how will I eat this lasagna?
Archibald: Do not distress Charles! I have so much cutlery!
Charley: Thanks Archie! You are such a Cutlery King! Now I can consume my lasagna.

by "jennybear" June 18, 2023