by bocsbipsbooks October 21, 2023

by Edgar ShufflePoop December 16, 2024

by ANARCHYHAHA69 May 28, 2021

Saying you know something, or someone well isnt the same thing as saying you know everything about everything. Its saying you know something, or someone well, no more, no less.
by Solid Mantis July 27, 2020

Am I dreamin' or stupid?
I think I've been hit by cupid
But no one needs to know right now
I met a tall, dark and handsome man
And I've been busy makin' big plans
But no one needs to know right now
I got my heart set, my feet wet
But he don't even know it yet
But no one needs to know right now
I'll tell him someday some way somehow
But I'm gonna keep it a secret for now
I want bells to ring, a choir to sing
The white dress the guests the cake the car the whole darn thing
But no one needs to know right now
I'll tell him someday some way somehow
But I'm gonna keep it a secret for now
I think I've been hit by cupid
But no one needs to know right now
I met a tall, dark and handsome man
And I've been busy makin' big plans
But no one needs to know right now
I got my heart set, my feet wet
But he don't even know it yet
But no one needs to know right now
I'll tell him someday some way somehow
But I'm gonna keep it a secret for now
I want bells to ring, a choir to sing
The white dress the guests the cake the car the whole darn thing
But no one needs to know right now
I'll tell him someday some way somehow
But I'm gonna keep it a secret for now
We'll have a little girl, a little boy
A little Benji we call Leroy
But no one needs to know right now
And I'm not lonely anymore at night
And he don't know that only he can make it right
And I'm not lonely anymore at night
And he don't know that only he can make it right
I'm not dreamin' or stupid
But boy have I been hit by cupid
And no one needs to know right now
No one, no one, no one needs to know right now
No one, no one, no one needs to know oh oh right now
A little Benji we call Leroy
But no one needs to know right now
And I'm not lonely anymore at night
And he don't know that only he can make it right
And I'm not lonely anymore at night
And he don't know that only he can make it right
I'm not dreamin' or stupid
But boy have I been hit by cupid
And no one needs to know right now
No one, no one, no one needs to know right now
No one, no one, no one needs to know oh oh right now
by Gothic Miscreant February 21, 2024

You me, gas station. what are we getting for dinner? sushi of course! uh oh there was a ruffe in our gas station sushi. we blackout and wake up in a sewer, we're surrounded by fish. horny fish. You know what that means, FISH orgy. the stench drives in a bear, what do we do? we're gonna fight it. bear fight, bear handed, bear naked? oh yes please. we befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl. then we ride it into a chucky cheese. dance, dance revolution. revolution? overthrow the government, uuuh I think so. next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ, then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, blackout again, wake up, do a bump, white out which I didn't know you could do. then I smoked a joint, greened out, then I turned into the sun, uh oh looks like the meth is kicking in, uuubgghhhugghhuuaaahhhhaahhhhAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
by RetroWave January 17, 2023

I went to the mall the other day you know(do you comprehend).
Me and my girlfriend broke up yesterday you know( do you understand).
Me and my girlfriend broke up yesterday you know( do you understand).
by BackBone504 August 30, 2020
