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King Jellybean 

The pedophile bean character from the medieval fairytale esque adventure Rick and Morty went on (specifically S1 E5, 13:24).

Also used as slang for a pedophile, or a person who molests young children by using their superiority complex, charisma, and influential position to abduct, rape and murder children. Also could represent a historical figure whose more grievous past actions were found out but hid from the general public in order to preserve the well being of the community they had, or still have an influence on.
Fred: "Yo, did you hear that Becky's 12 year old sister went missing?"
George: "HS, for real? I bet it was King Jellybean, the old man across the street. I see his binoculars flash in the sunlight sometimes, and often if you follow the direction of his gaze, it leads to the direction of the playground!"

John: "Turns out that a lot of Israelite heroes from the Bible were true King Jellybeans, cause they married tweens and early teens (although consensually) and had sex with them..."
José: "Thass cuzz it waz 'cceptable back then, bruh..."

King SOAC 

King squidward in a chair
Guys , I can’t get king squidward on a chair King SOACout of my head
King SOAC by Hiagainitsme July 12, 2020
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King Gates 

A King Gates is an awkward male that lacks any social skills. A person that is completely impervious to any understanding of social cues. A dreg of society that offers nothing to the world and should instantly be forgotten about.
Ex. Person 1: (Gives a silent, blank stare at person 2 without any reason whatsoever, and doesn't convey any sort of message).
Person 2: Bro! Stop being a King Gates! You're creeping me out!

Ex. Person 1(After invading the personal space of person 2 for many minutes without saying a word), then all the sudden blurts out sometimes that has no relevance to anything e.g. "I used to bang that chick on coke! We did butt chomping and it was wild!!!!!!"
Person 2:Huh? What does that have to do with anything? Go take out the garbage or something. You're being a King Gates!!!
King Gates by Bill Butterfield July 27, 2020

king staccato 

sombody who thinks there cool but there not
"hey do yo like cookie run"

"no"
"king staccato is gonna kill you"
"oops i mean yes"
king staccato by thismanmakeshell September 6, 2020

king staccato 

sombody who thinks there cool but really there a big baby
"do i hear storm"
"king staccato proceeds to cry"
"waaaaaa"
king staccato by thismanmakeshell September 6, 2020

King Wilbur Wilbur Piggie I of the United Piggies of China from Arcadia, Gallifrey, PhD 

Typically refers to someone with a really long name, like Tikki Tikki Tembo No Sarimbo Hari Kari Bushkie Perry Pem Do Hai Kai Pom Pom Nikki No Meeno Dom Barako.
That name is a King Wilbur Wilbur Piggie I of the United Piggies of China from Arcadia, Gallifrey, PhD .

King Grape 

The noblest of all grapes. He will eat anything in his way, especially burgers
Person 1:Oh f**k, there's a king grape coming this way
Person 2:Run, u mf
King Grape by A_Random_Dino September 10, 2020